Jordan Jay

Biracial comedian (black father, white mother) with domestic violence joke, jokes about not wanting to transition child, cost of gender transition, comparing to buying child new body parts, underwear elastic band humor about foreplay.

• Biracial: mom white and black, sometimes blue from domestic violence
• If daughter transitions, I'm getting the new penis instead
• Underwear elastic band sensation better when showered first

Jordan discusses women hyping up their bodies causing him hemorrhoid concerns, loves his parents who taught him to work hard, recently bought and is selling a house, made generalizations about Hispanic contractors based on accent.

• Women hyping up their bodies but he already has hemorrhoids, doesn't need more problems.
• Hispanic contractor with bad English knew how to do good work, hired him based on accent.