Joseph Ugalde
Joseph Ugalde has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Date asks about favorite porn, answers POV porn, escalates to VR goggles, punchline is that San Francisco real estate/houses are the real pornography with skylights and hot tubs.
- POV porn feels like it's happening to you like mirror in birdcage
- San Francisco real estate (skylight, hot tub) is real pornography
Joseph discusses workplace sexual harassment, specifically Bill O'Reilly's falafel/loofah incident, his own history of dating coworkers including one in HR, and making a 401(k) joke about performance matching.
- Bill O'Reilly said falafel instead of loofah for body rub
- Dated HR woman, every orgasm matched to 5% performance
Goth day at Disneyland jokes about teen goth phase, depressing lyrics, small world, space mountain, no cutting in line. Pun-heavy, building to misdirection on 'whole new me.'
- Goth day at Disneyland—saddest people at happiest place; depressing Disneyland parodies.
- No cutting in line sign—whole new me as goth at Disneyland transforms through signs.
- My parents won't give me space—space mountain joke, depressing goth humor.