Justin Hedrick

Justin discusses his girlfriend criticizing his blunt-rolling technique and compares it to black guys doing it better. He talks about his woke kids and their reactions to his trans jokes, plus a fear of dying in embarrassing ways like choking on gluten-free popcorn.

• Girlfriend says his blunt rolling terrible unlike black guys, admits it's true
• Kids won't talk to him for week after trans jokes, out of material
• Joke about trans community lacking balls to go back to old ways

Second appearance with tight material about Black neighborhood baseball, stolen bases, orgy COVID exposure, 23andMe jumping, and transactional street interactions.

• Grew up in Black neighborhood, dominated Little League, bases kept disappearing
• 23andMe DNA test got jumped by car full of Mexicans
• Homeless guy offered to let me spit on him for $20

First-time comedian (40 years old) with strong minute about getting excited about new Tums flavor, catfished three times by same person, stubborn about handshake/dab, lost drug dealers over narc-like handshake, and dark humor about Victoria's Secret Down syndrome model porn titles.

• Got excited about new Tums flavor; realizes he's old at 40.
• Lost three drug dealers for shaking hands like a narc.