Kenny Lion
Kenny Lion has performed on Kill Tony 8 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Kenny performs only 13 seconds of material about getting straight A's (absences), making a nonsensical joke about banana splits and the holy book, then gives his time back to the show.
- Got straight A's in school - straight absences
- Sunday school teaches ice cream scooping from banana splits holy book
Stand-up about eagles dying in windmill farms and their lack of foresight, with jokes about government conspiracy theories and chemtrails.
- Eagles can't see windmill propellers from miles away despite being America's symbol.
- Government spending money on drone spies instead of bomb-equipped eagles committing suicide.
Quick bit about picking up Asian girls using cheesy pickup lines and broken Asian language mixed with English. Very short delivery with audience applause breaks.
- Uses cheesy pickup lines in broken Asian language to approach Asian girls.
Kenny told a joke about buying a ticket to a rave with DJ David Guetta, who turned out to be terrible, and the crowd yelled his name.
- Bought ticket to rave with DJ David Guetta, worst decision of my life.
Kenny performs about Pho Vietnamese restaurants, listing multiple shops with names like Foe, Foe Show, and Foe Life in LA neighborhoods.
- Lists Vietnamese Pho restaurants with names Fantastic, Foe, Foe Show, Foe Life.
Scattered observational humor about bus fare, missing Tupac, girlfriend named Ruth becoming 'ruthless', and request to be booked. Set interrupted multiple times.
- Bought five quarters but bus machine only had four, kept walking.
- Lost girlfriend Ruth, now he's ruthless. Reference to Tupac.
- Two brothers molested him, promised gameboy but never delivered.
Set about being brainwashed by Kanye West's BBC interview, comparisons between personal problems and Syria's suffering, and Russia's interesting president names.
- Realizing he's brainwashed from listening to Kanye West BBC interview
- Comparing personal problems to Syria situation to gain perspective
- Russia's president Vladimir Putin has funny last name compared to Western names
Jokes about ruthless people not appreciating roots; second joke about buying rave ticket, David Guetta concert, worst decision 2013.
- Ruthless people don't appreciate their roots (root pun)
- Worst decision 2013 was David Guetta rave concert