Kyle Shore
Kyle Shore has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Marine veteran discusses training three years to kill in Afghanistan but never killing anyone. Compares to Rudy analogy—trained for big game but got different sport instead, wearing all the wrong equipment.
- Trained three years to kill, deployed to win hearts and minds instead.
- Like training for football but forced to play baseball in full gear.
Kyle told jokes about dinosaurs and Noah's Ark, suggesting they didn't get on the boat, then referenced animated Land Before Time films.
- Dinosaurs extinct because they didn't get on Noah's Ark, it's fact.
- Land Before Time movies explain dinosaurs—there are apparently 13 of them.
Kyle performs material about not liking rainbows despite wanting to help gay people, avoiding a racist tangent, and carries a camouflage backpack. Set is disrupted by Trixie heckling from the audience.
- Would help gay people more if didn't hate rainbows