Laura Santacruz
Laura Santacruz has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Laura performed about her job as a Brazilian wax specialist, not recognizing repeat clients by face but by vagina, and catching her boyfriend masturbating in the shower.
- Wax specialist recognizes repeat clients by vagina not face after seven years.
- Caught boyfriend masturbating in shower with phone on shelf, upset she doesn't have same shelf.
First-timer discusses trying to spice up marriage bedroom with jelly bean shorts. Husband distracted by spinach going bad instead; reflects on marital sex evolution and lack of reciprocal effort.
- Husband noticed spinach going bad instead of appreciating jelly bean shorts.
- Used to do explicit acts for dates; now marriage requires nothing from her.