Matt Bellak
Matt Bellak has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Matt describes deaf guys on cocaine doing competitive rock-paper-scissors at a party, a silent disco event, and jokes about Diddy's illegal filming of escorts without consent.
- Deaf guys on cocaine doing competitive rock-paper-scissors at party
- Diddy filmed escorts without knowledge; using as blackmail doesn't work
Matt joked about girlfriend of 5 years failing kindergarten, using that fact to win all arguments, and refusing to have kids with her due to her genetics.
- Girlfriend failed kindergarten; he uses that to win every argument forever.
- Won't have kids because girlfriend is genetically inferior after failing kindergarten.