Matt Jones
Matt Jones has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Matt does self-deprecating comedy about his small stature, his mother shopping for him at Dillard's and insulting him to store clerks, comparing him to a light switch.
- Mother takes him clothes shopping at Dillard's, insults him to clerk as 'small man'.
Matt performed a joke about LA weather preventing aging awareness, cougars not tapping out, dating app disclaimers against creepers, and his history with women larger than himself.
- LA has no seasons so cougars never retire and stay sexually active
- Dating app women claim no creepers but creepy guys don't follow disclaimers