Kill Tony #434 — Michael Rapaport
Guests: Michael Rapaport
Lineup
Set: Jonas jokes about not caring about Australian wildfires and eating exotic animals like kangaroos and koalas. He uses dark humor to reframe natural disasters.
Interview: Tony discovers Jonas is Haitian, a biochemist working in a chemical lab, does boxing, and hasn't kissed a woman since moving to LA a year and a half ago. A woman from the crowd is brought up to kiss him.
- Australian wildfire tragedy should be viewed as an opportunity to eat exotic animals.
- All kangaroos and koalas should be eaten given perfect cooking conditions from fires.
- Tony brings up a woman from the audience to give Jonas his first LA kiss.
Set: Billy discusses attempting to enter the BDSM community and discovering his limits when asked to undergo extreme genital piercing with a pen instead of proper equipment.
Interview: Tony learns Billy is from New Jersey, recently moved to LA three weeks ago, works in student loan forgiveness, previously sold liquor, and is currently apartment hopping. Discussion includes explicit sexual practices and sounding.
- Asked for sexual limits, Billy said he had none until extreme genital torture was suggested.
- Billy reveals person used a pen instead of sterile rod for sounding, causing blood during ejaculation.
- Coaches extensively roast Billy about his creepy appearance and the sounding revelation.
Set: Bryson discusses his racist parents, being hit by his father throughout childhood, joining the Marines due to missing paternal abuse, and comparing Marine life to fraternity life with shooting.
Interview: Tony confirms Bryson's parents are racist, he was hit as a teen, deployed to Iraq and was shot, is a personal trainer doing martial arts. Bryson demonstrates martial arts moves and accidentally injures coach Roy.
- Marines compared to biggest fraternity with early wake-ups and risk of being shot like school.
- Bryson demonstrates martial arts and accidentally puts Coach Roy in a serious Kimura armbar, appearing to injure him.
Set: Nicole performs absurdist humor about hairdressers, her favorite duck being a golden retriever, burying her boyfriend, and driving a Corolla while getting a speeding ticket.
Interview: Tony reveals Nicole previously won a 'yellow ticket' as a kill Tony icon from San Francisco. She discusses her shopping habits and performs a new original song about Tony Hinchcliffe to music.
- Hairdresser mishap: asked to look like famous pop star, got poor Makani instead.
- Golden retriever is favorite duck, boyfriend buried in yard, drives Corolla, got speeding ticket.
- Nicole performs original song 'I Fell in Love with Tony' about Tony Hinchcliffe, declaring her feelings while acknowledging he's married.
Set: William does impressions and absurdist jokes about Michael Jackson's moonwalk physics, setting up an escape room apartment for $1000/month, fentanyl delivery, and medical visits for strep throat.
Interview: William is a 5-year regular, currently has strep throat, lives in Echo Park loft with girlfriend, recently ejaculated successfully after being unable to while drunk. Parents visiting in two weeks.
- Setting up escape room apartment charging $1000/month, $500 if sleep in same bed.
- Coronavirus stopping fentanyl shipments is bad because overnight delivery guaranteed.
- William winks at Michael Rapaport while delivering a joke punchline.
Set: Matt does self-deprecating comedy about his small stature, his mother shopping for him at Dillard's and insulting him to store clerks, comparing him to a light switch.
Interview: Matt lives in LA for 9 years, drives post-mates in a Buick Encore, formerly did valet, is single, had Tinder profile deleted due to sex/love addiction issues, masturbates 4 times daily, prefers BBW porn, performs character work.
- Mother takes him clothes shopping at Dillard's, insults him to clerk as 'small man'.
- Matt performs 'Mangled Chauvinist' and 'Mangled Crossing Guard' character impressions.
Set: David discusses accidentally falling in love with a trans woman through the show 'Pose', theorizes about transgender women and HIV transmission, and reflects on what type of gay man he would be.
Interview: Extended roasting session between Tony and David where Tony aggressively insults David's appearance, clothes, hands, nails, dreads, lips, and overall presentation for 11+ minutes. David receives extensive negative commentary.
- Fell in love with trans character on Pose; theorizes if he were gay he'd be top.
- Exceptionally long roasting segment lasting 11+ minutes where Tony insults David's appearance, clothing, nails, and entire presentation.
Coco Lee
Set: Coco addresses stereotypes about Black women singers, celebrates turning 40, jokes about aging and wrinkles, discusses being single and set in her ways, and predicts she'll murder her future husband.
Interview: Coco was previously known as Lady Coco LaRue, an MC at gay bars in New York doing drag queen character. Now coordinates large-scale themed entertainment in LA. Shares story of waking up to man doing cocaine off her breasts.
- All Black women expected to sing in church; body aging while face remains wrinkle-free.
- Will marry man and murder him; crime headline: 'Missing Husband, Wife Has Prize Roses'.
- Coco and other contestant play fruit-passing neck game with gin ingredients, Coco demonstrates good form.
Set: Michael discusses developing a Bang Bus-style porn for disabled people, making jokes about his Lou Gehrig's disease diagnosis, using dark humor about sharing needles and unpredictable forks.
Interview: Michael performs monologue called 'Beautiful Girls' discussing how women promise hope and better futures. Recently started doing private comedy lessons in parks. Tony expresses deep appreciation for Michael's weekly contributions and positive attitude.
- Developing porn for disabled people, Bang Bus-style with accessible vehicle straps.
- Lou Gehrig's disease creates unpredictable body movements; opens him to disease transmission.
- Michael performs poetic monologue 'Beautiful Girls' about women's power to transform life's difficulties.
- Tony expresses deep emotional support and love for Michael, acknowledging his weekly inspiration to the show.