Melanie Baldonado
Melanie Baldonado has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Criticizes Steve Harvey's relationship advice about waiting 90 days before sex, questioning why people take dating advice from someone unattractive. Notes Steve Harvey only hangs out with himself.
- Why quote Steve Harvey for relationship advice when you'd never sleep with him
- Steve Harvey only hangs out with Steve Harvey based on Google images
Fourth-year comic discussing hating jobs due to always being late, working retail where she was dressed up but underpaid, a brush fire near her workplace, and experiences with demanding customers at Tori Birch.
- Retail job requires dressing up but doesn't pay enough to go anywhere
- Brush fire two miles away, wanted to burn workplace down herself
Mixed-race identity comedy: mother is Hispanic, looks white, explores light-skinned privilege and militant family members. Includes bit about cousin's neck tattoo reading 'Southside' that appears to attack his face.
- Most militant race activists are lightest-skinned, color of paper towel.
- Cousin's 'Southside' neck tattoo looks like it's attacking his face.
- Middle Eastern people don't get airport profiled until showing ID.
Melanie Baldonado discusses feisty people, two deaf girls arguing in the street, differences in how gay men vs women are perceived for being sassy, and a parody of her father in the 1980s.
- Two deaf girls arguing, one says 'keep my name out of your hands'
- Gay guys allowed to be sassy but women called bitches
Melanie discussed vanity license plate holders that don't match car descriptions, and her romantic feelings for her ex-boyfriend who could have been John Stamos.
- License plate holders like 'spoiled and loving it' on old Kias
- In love with ex-boyfriend who resembles John Stamos