Orhun Timur
Orhun Timur has performed on Kill Tony 3 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Material about loving fat girls and never being the pretty one, dated woman whose boyfriend killed himself, sexual stamina and anatomy observations, turkey references.
- Dated woman whose boyfriend killed himself - best thing ever happened.
- Woman keeps going after you finish - builds from sadness to blood.
Turkish comedian, 33, jokes about never getting close to marriage because he's a struggling comic and doesn't want someone with bad judgment raising his children.
- As struggling comic, won't settle for someone who'd settle for him.
Orhun opens by acknowledging he's less successful than previous comedian, jokes about wasting 9 years in comedy, being from Turkey where happiness is discouraged, living in LA then Turkey then returning to America, and realizing America is spectacular after Turkish comparison.
- Turkey's state motto: if you're happy and you know it, give it back right now.
- How to make America great again: live in Turkey 2 years, return, suddenly spectacular.
- Turkey's trick-or-treat game: money or stab children; afraid of kids with bats thinking they'll hurt me.