Rachel Wolfson
Rachel Wolfson has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Discusses being made ugly by her mother as birth control, having a mullet, her mom being a judge who imprisoned OJ Simpson. Makes jokes about her appearance and family background.
- Mom made her ugly on purpose as birth control method
- Had mullet as kid, nobody would have tried to molest her
- Mom is judge who imprisoned OJ Simpson
Wolfson opened about her mother being a judge, father being a district attorney, sister being a lawyer, and aunt being a cop, making it one giant Law & Order episode. Claimed her mother was the judge who put OJ Simpson in prison.
- Mom is judge, dad is DA, sister is lawyer, aunt is cop = one giant Law & Order episode.
- Father showed her drug movie 'Traffic' instead of taking her for ice cream.
Rachel joked about her dating history revealing mental health issues: filmmaker = narcissism, British guy = alcoholism, three Jersey guys = depression. She said she now dates a Jersey guy and had never been to Jersey.
- Dating patterns reveal mental health: narcissism, alcoholism, depression
- Dated three Jersey guys for depression now dates Jersey guy never been there