Ryan Higgins
Ryan Higgins has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Comedian who quit drinking discusses how people boo him for improving his life. He jokes about how if he has one drink, he ends up smoking heroin behind a Ralph's. The set includes commentary on people being judgmental about his sobriety.
- People boo sobriety as if it's a bad life improvement.
- One drink leads to smoking heroin behind a Ralph's.
Ryan performs a brief cocaine joke about not understanding why people want faster thoughts, comparing it to giving a bully a gym membership. He finishes in 20 seconds, leaving 40 seconds unused.
- Giving your high school bully a gym membership is like cocaine
- My dick doesn't work due to anti-depressants and recent depression