Sarah Lawrence
Sarah Lawrence has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Sarah does observational comedy about retail, Snoop Dogg lyrics, short guys, and makes a poorly landed punchline about a friend's concern being inaudible.
- Boss would go out back to smoke crack casually during retail shifts.
- Short guys boast about ex-girlfriends being tall; Sarah compares it to asking them to remove pants.
Australian comic discusses STD scare, new undercut hairdyle, professional basketball career ended by pelvic fracture. References dating app hookup story.
- Had unprotected sex STD scare then had more unprotected sex
- Cut undercut hairdyle, American friends think edgy, Australian friends say lesbian
- Broke pelvis playing professional basketball, had bad crossover
Sarah performed jokes about vaccinations, a friend who couldn't have sex due to boyfriend's large penis, a dwarf friend's ironic workout caption, and a joke about being tall.
- Friend couldn't have sex because boyfriend's penis too large, asks what's the issue.
- Dwarf friend's Instagram workout caption: 'pushing myself to grow' is darkly ironic.
- People tell Sarah she's tall; she responds 'What gave it away?'