Tim Hill

Tim performs about different ways women reach orgasm, including girlfriend situations, his upcoming sobriety anniversary tomorrow (couple years sober), and discusses his experience in Narcotics Anonymous and dismissing a woman there for only being addicted to weed.

• Girlfriend can only orgasm when with black man while narrator is tied up
• Woman in NA only addicted to weed while others use heroin/benzos

Dated four-foot-six woman; crude sex jokes about tight vagina, Chinese finger traps, vaginosis; lives in van; dated from high school.

• Dated four-foot-six woman; expanded LGBTQ to include people with height differences.
• Sex with short girlfriend tight like Chinese finger trap, medical issue vaginosis.

Set about looking like a skateboarder despite not skateboarding, looking like criminals, and how cops should look more like him.

• Cops try hard to look like cops while crime walks up to him
• People get mad when he says he doesn't skateboard

Tim did material about TGI Friday's marijuana policy, self-deprecating humor, pooping jokes, and his girlfriend who seems to hate his mother.

• TGI Friday's sign about marijuana customers gets roasted.
• Self-deprecating humor about pooping and personal flaws.

Tim opened with a strong premise about a coworker who had a baby at 13, creating a situation where the baby watched his father graduate high school. He also made a joke about 'bare-faced lie' and voting.

• Co-worker with baby at 13, baby comprehended father graduating high school
• Never heard of 'bare-faced lie' expression, bear voting for president