Tyler Meznarich
Tyler Meznarich has performed on Kill Tony 10 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Tyler jokes about not mowing his yard and receiving a threat of $300 fine or 3 days jail. He compares the government's strictness about grass to allowing abortion, concluding he's 'pro-choice about grass.'
- Government fined for grass height but allows abortion
- HOA members reincarnate as grass in next life
Tyler performs about getting an English degree, his dislike of grammar Nazis, comparisons between grammar Nazis and actual Nazis, and observations about German engineering.
- Getting an English degree is joining a $40,000 book club.
- Grammar Nazis can be compared to actual Nazis without correction, unlike other comparison topics.
- People can't bring up German engineering without mentioning Nazi genetics.
Six-year veteran doing material about Forrest Gump being mentally disabled yet graduating college, the subplot about Jenny dying of AIDS and the title character possibly being immune due to an extra chromosome.
- Retarded guy got degree from Alabama, didn't understand touchdown meant stop running
- Jenny died of AIDS but Forrest and kid didn't get it, maybe extra chromosome helps
Critiques teaching Roman numerals as outdated, arguing they serve no purpose except tracking Super Bowls. Expresses frustration at learning letters first, then being told letters can be numbers.
- Roman numerals only useful for tracking Super Bowls
- Guy had to chisel Roman numerals in granite wasted four hours
Set comparing cake to ice cream cake and ice cream, escalating to sexual analogies about discovering new preferences and fear of becoming a deviant.
- Ice cream cake better than regular cake; fear of liking something sexual he can't stop doing
- If try weird sexual thing and like it, becomes obsessed forever like with ice cream cake
No set recap for this appearance.
Tyler discussed moving from Montana to LA and compared it to the movie Independence Day, noting aliens avoided Montana because it wasn't worth destroying.
- Aliens from Independence Day flew over Montana without attacking
- Houston destruction in Independence Day was shocking to Montana native
Tyler does material about accidentally admitting depression to a friend and uses macaroni and cheese as a symptom/metaphor for depression.
- Accidentally revealed depression when asked what he did weekend
- Mac and cheese box says serves four but only one sad person
- Count mac and cheese boxes in trash to diagnose depression
Mom is religious feminist who believes Bible is pro-woman. Joke about menstrual period making chairs forbidden to men—that's women's exclusive seat claiming.
- Bible says woman on period means man can't sit in her chair—ultimate seat saver
Story about his grandfather's racist comments while watching Beyoncé, discussing old magazines with racist names and the grandfather's interest in water slide videos and Fox News.
- Grandfather calls mixed-race women 'mulatto' like a Starbucks drink order
- Grandfather watches hours of girls on water slides as softcore porn