Kill Tony #306
Lineup
Set: Patrick discusses his middle school basketball coach father having his pants pulled down by students, then pivots to discussing pornography as a medium that breaks the fourth wall.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss Patrick's first stand-up appearance, his work in HR at age 24, his band experience, and his girlfriend. Patrick plays guitar live on stage.
- Father's pants got pulled down repeatedly by kids during basketball coaching
- Porn is the only medium where you can break the fourth wall constantly
- Patrick plays guitar live on stage with band during interview
Set: Renée discusses her last name Stanko and how it smells bad, references a Chinese tattoo meaning 'trust no one,' and talks about her bad health care and breast exams.
Interview: Renée has been doing stand-up for about a year, works as an office manager at an art facility in Cold Spring, New York. Tony discusses her dating life, painting hobby, and a mosh pit experience involving a violent lap dance.
- Her last name Stanko would make a terrible designer brand
- Uber driver's Chinese tattoo ironic since he trusts strangers daily
- Her breast exam felt like a bag of rocks
Set: Jonathan discusses not fitting in between his suburban mother's house and his drug-dealing father's place in 'the hood,' then reveals his family has an incest history with his father's cousin.
Interview: Jonathan reveals his father went to Côte d'Ivoire (Kate Bird) for work and had two daughters with his cousin. Tony digs into family dynamics, his breakup, and his living situation. Extensive crowd work about the situation.
- Can't fit in with trap life friends because not about that life
- Reveals family incest situation at the end for shock value
- Jonathan delivers brutal honesty about incest family at end of set to huge applause
Set: Nick discusses attending a gay pride rally for the first time, contrasts it with a Black Panthers rally, and uses the word 'n-word' as a compliment about experiences like the Special Olympics.
Interview: Nick has done stand-up for nearly two years, sells plumbing supplies, formerly caddied for 20 years. He plays guitar, ate over 100 clams at a wedding, and prefers raw clams. Performs live on guitar.
- If Black Panthers handed out Molly and glitter, they'd get bathrooms
- Using n-word positively like 'those Special Olympics were [ __ ]'
- Nick is described as front-runner for the bucket trophy at this point in show
Set: Atticus riffs on his mother naming him after the inside of a Jeep, claims he's an artist not a hipster, insults West Coast hipsters' aesthetics, and discusses his Volvo and coffee shop job.
Interview: Atticus plays guitar live with a lighter, is in two bands, does graphic design and jiu-jitsu at blue belt level, paints, and has a girlfriend of 10 years. Tony roasts his hipster persona extensively.
- Named after inside of Jeep Grand Wagoneer that smelled like cat piss
- West Coast hipsters think about stucco siding and MS Impact fonts
- Atticus plays guitar live on stage with lighter as suggested by Tony
- Tony notes Atticus looks like an elf compared to Santa Claus at show
Set: Michael discusses mass shootings at a country bar and Vegas concert, attempts a joke about banning country music instead of guns as a solution.
Interview: Just turned 25, works in HR at a major corporation (likely Ross), came directly from work, listens to death squad podcasts, discovered PAWG porn category recently. Tony provides coaching on joke structure.
- Ban country music instead of guns to stop country-related shootings
- Tony provides real-time stand-up coaching about joke structure and pacing
Set: Ryan discusses growing up with alcoholic parents, his mother hiding beer bottles around the house, and a barber electrically shocking him during a haircut.
Interview: Age 28, trains people on heavy equipment like forklifts, first-time on stage. Has attended Tony's shows at the Wilbur. Listens to comedians and breweries, girlfriend bought him the flannel shirt.
- Mother hid alcohol bottles in weird places father never looked
- Barber zapped him with clippers, he passed out and woke confused
- Ryan delivers punchline setup but trails off without actual ending
Set: Anthony delivers a true story about pushing a laundry hamper down a loading dock while working at his linen delivery job, unable to see it was stuck on something.
Interview: Half-Chinese, half-Mongolian linen delivery driver, first time doing stand-up. Has bad driving record, tells stories with great stage presence. Wins the bucket trophy and gets kissed by woman from cocaine table.
- Can't drive despite being half-Asian, pushes laundry hamper down dock
- Couldn't see laundry hamper was stuck, kept shoving it anyway
- Anthony wins the bucket trophy and gets kissed by audience member
- Tony emphasizes Anthony's authentic voice and presence as key to success
Set: Adam tells joke about father excluding himself from family photo for divorce, then discusses a roommate naked on kitchen counter and his own childhood with absent father.
Interview: Age 29, from Vermont, been doing stand-up about a year with only 5-6 times on stage. Broke up with girlfriend after 1.5 years due to relationship stagnation. Works in sales, went to art school.
- Dad excuses himself from family photos to make divorce easier on kids
- Roommate using kitchen utensils inappropriately on counter, gave 30 days notice
- Father absent from all childhood photos, realizes during break-up discussion
- Tony compliments Adam's joke callbacks and delivery structure
Bobby Dylan
Set: Bobby opens with getting hit by truck while leaving liquor store and having video evidence, jokes that people said liquor would kill him but not this way, then struggles with parent joke.
Interview: Age 25, does industrial plastic molding for Whole Food containers, been doing stand-up 6 months doing it once weekly. Looks like Danny DeVito. Set bombed toward the end.
- Got hit by truck leaving liquor store, people said liquor would kill me
- People always said liquor would kill me, thought it'd be cirrhosis
- Set struggles and bombs, Tony acknowledges bombs happen to new comedians
Brian Roy
Set: Brian (Santa Claus) discusses freaking people out with his appearance, edible marijuana gummy bears, and jokes about Haribo's.
Interview: Real mall Santa for 8 years doing houses, businesses, preschools. Age 25, 8th year as Santa. Works from growing a beard and white hair. Tony does crowd work about his appearance and Santa-themed sexual innuendo.
- People freak out seeing him, mistake him for Gandalf or ZZ Top
- Edible users eat whole bags of Haribo's, mistake him for Santa
- Tony does extensive Santa/Christmas sexual innuendo crowd work
- Brian reveals Santa position led to women calling for his phone number