Kill Tony #321
Lineup
Set: Michael discussed his job doing apartment maintenance at a senior living complex, being accused of theft by a resident, then selling that same resident weed and wrapping a blunt that contained the resident's brother's ashes.
Interview: Michael is 22 years old, Mexican, from Phoenix, works maintenance at a 180-unit building where he grew up, and plays guitar. Tony and the panel questioned him about his musical abilities and dating history.
- Accidentally mixed dead brother's ashes into blunt for angry tenant
- First performer of the night, very first time on stage
Set: Alice discussed her professional nannying experience (40+ families, 3-year daycare), not liking to nanny white kids because it looks like kidnapping, and the awkward assumptions people make about car seats.
Interview: Alice has been nannying since age 12, previously worked at Walmart, and discussed her controversial racist parents (black father, white mother). She's been on the show multiple times before.
- Nannying white kids in public looks like kidnapping
- Car seat in car makes friends think she has secret baby
- Returning performer from LA, crowd recognizes her
Set: Reuben talked about accidentally broadcasting himself watching porn through a PlayStation camera microphone while playing online games, including making audible noises during the activity.
Interview: Reuben is Michael Cancino's brother. The interview extensively covered details about an ex-girlfriend attempting anal sex with him, pulling out and finding feces, and a previous encounter with a transgender person in his maintenance job.
- PlayStation camera caught him jerking off online with weird noises
- Brother of Michael Cancino, both performed same night
Set: Adam discussed getting bitten by dogs frequently, including an incident from childhood where his father's barber bit him and was thrown into a shed by his father in 120-degree Arizona heat.
Interview: Adam is a sheet metal fabricator who also restores old Porsches. He's engaged, had sex last night with his fiancée, has a lot of tattoos, and discussed various sexual experiences including anal.
- Getting bitten by dogs more than average person
- Dad's barber bit him and was thrown in shed
- First-timer, panel struggles to get him to demonstrate basic actions
Set: Kyle performed a joke about Mike's Hard Lemonade appearing in To Catch a Predator episodes, questioning who Mike is as product placement during pedophile confrontations.
Interview: Kyle is 22 years old from Philadelphia, attends Arizona State University studying industry marketing and management, works delivering cheeseburgers via food delivery. He plays guitar and drums since second grade.
- Who is Mike? Pedophiles buying lemonade as cover
- Participated in Mexican drum off against Joel Jimenez, lost decisively
Set: Ross discussed a strategy for avoiding conversations at Taco Bell by going to the bathroom between stalls and pretending to wash hands. He also made a joke about taking a shit in a courthouse being a civic duty.
Interview: Ross is 33 years old, has been doing stand-up 9 months (nearly a year since March), works as a shop cleaner in a warehouse since August. He's a photographer specializing in aviation, his father was in the Air Force and does not support his comedy.
- Bathroom strategy to avoid conversations at Taco Bell
- Taking shit in courthouse equals civic duty
- Crowd goes very wild when name pulled, comedian side particularly enthusiastic
- Tony tries to call his estranged father but doesn't complete it
Set: Steve opened about his Mexican wife (not a prostitute) being present, joked about asking if using the n-word would be funny (wife's response depended on numbers present), and it's her birthday.
Interview: Steve owns a gym in Avondale, Arizona and works part-time at a print shop. He's been married 14 years to a Mexican woman with whom he has two kids and has had a vasectomy. He's on his first stand-up attempt.
- Wife as audience check on saying racial slur
- Gym ownership as business model with payment requirement
- Wife's birthday, brought her to show as gift
Set: Avrey, a 17-year-old high school junior, discussed having a 40-year-old body with 16-year-old disadvantages, an STD test joke, his father's Olympic hide-and-seek record, and various dark one-liners about midgets, amputees, and inappropriate topics.
Interview: Avrey is 17 years old, Black and Indian, in high school as a junior, started comedy at 15 (2 years), doesn't have a driver's license. Tony gave him two Royal Rumble tickets. His Instagram is cheeseburger_bandit.
- 40-year-old body with disadvantages of 16-year-old
- Father's Olympic hide-and-seek record is 17 years
- Midgets hate being called midgets but can't get over it
- Tony awards golden ticket - Royal Rumble tickets from Chris Anderson
- Young comedian with 2 years experience, very strong set
Set: Thomas discussed his girlfriend stressing about baby names, making more money than him as a teacher, his appearance and strength, not being manly despite looking big, and AutoZone interactions about car problems.
Interview: Thomas is a large man (315 lbs), manages Air BNBs, has a girlfriend who teaches 4th grade, lost 100 pounds while being a personal trainer then gained back 120 pounds. He used to squat 617 pounds and demonstrated by squatting Jeremiah Watkins.
- Girlfriend makes more money as teacher, highlights struggles
- Big but not manly, stares at engine until real man helps
- Think car problem is spokes or popped chain
- Squatted Jeremiah Watkins on stage, full performance
Scott Sandry
Set: Scott performed rapid-fire one-liners: Kit Kats like cats, needing black friend at fair for cotton candy, pitch for 'Dykes on Trikes Getting Tacos' show, Hulk Hogan's mom, midgets/heights joke, girlfriend pet names joke about Bambi's mom shot, amputee sex, and more.
Interview: Scott is 34 years old, Canadian-raised white, moved to Phoenix in 1989, does graphic design/photography/websites. Recently dumped by girlfriend Paige. Tony called Paige on air and convinced her to go on a date with Scott this week.
- Kit Kats like cats, can break into fours, taste delicious
- Need black friend at fair to pick right cotton candy
- Girlfriend Bambi because her mom shot in face with shotgun
- Tony called ex-girlfriend Paige on air and convinced her to date him
- Final performer of the night, strong set of one-liners