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Kill Tony #321

📅 January 26, 2019 📍 Phoenix, AZ StandUpLive 🎤 10 comedians

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Lineup

1

Michael Cancino

Set: Michael discussed his job doing apartment maintenance at a senior living complex, being accused of theft by a resident, then selling that same resident weed and wrapping a blunt that contained the resident's brother's ashes.

Interview: Michael is 22 years old, Mexican, from Phoenix, works maintenance at a 180-unit building where he grew up, and plays guitar. Tony and the panel questioned him about his musical abilities and dating history.

Bits:
  • Accidentally mixed dead brother's ashes into blunt for angry tenant
Moments:
  • First performer of the night, very first time on stage
2

Alice Hamilton

Set: Alice discussed her professional nannying experience (40+ families, 3-year daycare), not liking to nanny white kids because it looks like kidnapping, and the awkward assumptions people make about car seats.

Interview: Alice has been nannying since age 12, previously worked at Walmart, and discussed her controversial racist parents (black father, white mother). She's been on the show multiple times before.

Bits:
  • Nannying white kids in public looks like kidnapping
  • Car seat in car makes friends think she has secret baby
Moments:
  • Returning performer from LA, crowd recognizes her
3

Reuben Cancino

Set: Reuben talked about accidentally broadcasting himself watching porn through a PlayStation camera microphone while playing online games, including making audible noises during the activity.

Interview: Reuben is Michael Cancino's brother. The interview extensively covered details about an ex-girlfriend attempting anal sex with him, pulling out and finding feces, and a previous encounter with a transgender person in his maintenance job.

Bits:
  • PlayStation camera caught him jerking off online with weird noises
Moments:
  • Brother of Michael Cancino, both performed same night
4

Adam Lundquist

Set: Adam discussed getting bitten by dogs frequently, including an incident from childhood where his father's barber bit him and was thrown into a shed by his father in 120-degree Arizona heat.

Interview: Adam is a sheet metal fabricator who also restores old Porsches. He's engaged, had sex last night with his fiancée, has a lot of tattoos, and discussed various sexual experiences including anal.

Bits:
  • Getting bitten by dogs more than average person
  • Dad's barber bit him and was thrown in shed
Moments:
  • First-timer, panel struggles to get him to demonstrate basic actions
5

Kyle Waylan

Set: Kyle performed a joke about Mike's Hard Lemonade appearing in To Catch a Predator episodes, questioning who Mike is as product placement during pedophile confrontations.

Interview: Kyle is 22 years old from Philadelphia, attends Arizona State University studying industry marketing and management, works delivering cheeseburgers via food delivery. He plays guitar and drums since second grade.

Bits:
  • Who is Mike? Pedophiles buying lemonade as cover
Moments:
  • Participated in Mexican drum off against Joel Jimenez, lost decisively
6

Ross Dinsdale

Set: Ross discussed a strategy for avoiding conversations at Taco Bell by going to the bathroom between stalls and pretending to wash hands. He also made a joke about taking a shit in a courthouse being a civic duty.

Interview: Ross is 33 years old, has been doing stand-up 9 months (nearly a year since March), works as a shop cleaner in a warehouse since August. He's a photographer specializing in aviation, his father was in the Air Force and does not support his comedy.

Bits:
  • Bathroom strategy to avoid conversations at Taco Bell
  • Taking shit in courthouse equals civic duty
Moments:
  • Crowd goes very wild when name pulled, comedian side particularly enthusiastic
  • Tony tries to call his estranged father but doesn't complete it
7

Steve Uriz

Set: Steve opened about his Mexican wife (not a prostitute) being present, joked about asking if using the n-word would be funny (wife's response depended on numbers present), and it's her birthday.

Interview: Steve owns a gym in Avondale, Arizona and works part-time at a print shop. He's been married 14 years to a Mexican woman with whom he has two kids and has had a vasectomy. He's on his first stand-up attempt.

Bits:
  • Wife as audience check on saying racial slur
  • Gym ownership as business model with payment requirement
Moments:
  • Wife's birthday, brought her to show as gift
8

Avrey Gingery

Set: Avrey, a 17-year-old high school junior, discussed having a 40-year-old body with 16-year-old disadvantages, an STD test joke, his father's Olympic hide-and-seek record, and various dark one-liners about midgets, amputees, and inappropriate topics.

Interview: Avrey is 17 years old, Black and Indian, in high school as a junior, started comedy at 15 (2 years), doesn't have a driver's license. Tony gave him two Royal Rumble tickets. His Instagram is cheeseburger_bandit.

Bits:
  • 40-year-old body with disadvantages of 16-year-old
  • Father's Olympic hide-and-seek record is 17 years
  • Midgets hate being called midgets but can't get over it
Moments:
  • Tony awards golden ticket - Royal Rumble tickets from Chris Anderson
  • Young comedian with 2 years experience, very strong set
9

Thomas Eppolito

Set: Thomas discussed his girlfriend stressing about baby names, making more money than him as a teacher, his appearance and strength, not being manly despite looking big, and AutoZone interactions about car problems.

Interview: Thomas is a large man (315 lbs), manages Air BNBs, has a girlfriend who teaches 4th grade, lost 100 pounds while being a personal trainer then gained back 120 pounds. He used to squat 617 pounds and demonstrated by squatting Jeremiah Watkins.

Bits:
  • Girlfriend makes more money as teacher, highlights struggles
  • Big but not manly, stares at engine until real man helps
  • Think car problem is spokes or popped chain
Moments:
  • Squatted Jeremiah Watkins on stage, full performance
10

Scott Sandry

Set: Scott performed rapid-fire one-liners: Kit Kats like cats, needing black friend at fair for cotton candy, pitch for 'Dykes on Trikes Getting Tacos' show, Hulk Hogan's mom, midgets/heights joke, girlfriend pet names joke about Bambi's mom shot, amputee sex, and more.

Interview: Scott is 34 years old, Canadian-raised white, moved to Phoenix in 1989, does graphic design/photography/websites. Recently dumped by girlfriend Paige. Tony called Paige on air and convinced her to go on a date with Scott this week.

Bits:
  • Kit Kats like cats, can break into fours, taste delicious
  • Need black friend at fair to pick right cotton candy
  • Girlfriend Bambi because her mom shot in face with shotgun
Moments:
  • Tony called ex-girlfriend Paige on air and convinced her to date him
  • Final performer of the night, strong set of one-liners