Kill Tony #350
Lineup
Set: Robbie's set covered parenthood, babies peeing on people, adopting a two-year-old son, and a joke about dating younger people that ended with the punchline about eight-year-olds.
Interview: Tony and panel discussed his adopted son's age, his wife, fertility issues, and his teaching career in human development. Robbie revealed he teaches college-level courses on how humans develop through the lifespan.
- Babies pee everywhere when cold; his son peed on seven people in three days
- Half your age plus seven rule means he can date eight-year-olds
- First-time comedian praised as better than entire previous night's show
Set: Graham's first-time set focused on his name (Cox, Dixon, Richard) and testicle torsion from his grandfather. He made jokes about his name containing multiple references to male anatomy.
Interview: Tony extensively questioned Graham about his braided hair, his location in Nelson British Columbia, his Honda Element vehicle, his unemployment, and his work in security camera installation. Graham was evasive about how he survives financially.
- Name is Cox; middle name Richard; grandfather's nickname came from testicle torsion
- Tony suspects Graham grows marijuana and is being evasive about income
- First Canadian debuted on Kill Tony; band dressed as Canadians
Set: Alexander's first-time set discussed growing up without Christmas presents, his father terrorizing the family dog with an RC drone, and comparing the dog's fear to Syrian children seeing drones.
Interview: Tony learned Alexander is 22 from Missoula, Montana, has a girlfriend of three years, studied music/opera, and currently works in a cafe. He aspires to move south for music opportunities and has a sister who lived in Nashville.
- Dad got himself RC drones for Christmas, ignored family to fly them
- Scared dog compared to CNN images of Syrian children seeing drones
- Red band one-upped Alexander's opera singing with better singing
- First-timer buried by red band's superior singing demonstration
Set: Phillip's set covered having kids young, his wife's breast pump, sucking the breast pump at his wife's request, and buddies' confusion about the noises from the breast pump.
Interview: Phillip revealed he's been doing comedy for five years, is a regional headliner for Washington, has two boys aged 14 and 12, met his wife in college, and has been married for 16 years. He skis, snowboards, and has a skate ramp.
- Wife's breast pump looks like defibrillator; dims lights when used
- Wife asked him to suck breast pump; used his own language against him
- Praised for Rob Riggle-like physical comedy style
Carey Ross, Elijah Ross
Set: Shmarmeny's first-time set discussed seasonal depression, hating PT Cruisers, feeling happy in spring when it's musical, and dealing with winter depression in an unclear comedic structure.
Interview: Tony extensively pressed Shmarmeny about her anxiety and apologizing, her family leaving before her set, her work in a medical laboratory, and her interests including hiking, skateboarding, and owning three dogs.
- Winter depression makes her hate everything; spring makes her love life
- Comedian self-destructed during interview with excessive apologizing
- Wearing Price Is Right Plinko shirt for no clear reason
Set: Brian's set imagined all males ejaculating simultaneously to create six minutes of world peace, joked about the cleanup aftermath, and made a joke about mistaking a minivan for a cop car that ended with a trunk kidnapping joke.
Interview: Brian revealed he met his wife online on a now-defunct webcam site called Stickam, flew to Spokane after five months of chatting, and has been married for nearly 10 years. He has three sons and works in health/wellness selling weight loss products.
- If all males ejaculated simultaneously, world would have six minutes of peace
- Mistaking minivan for cop car, then hearing screams from trunk
- Crowd uncomfortable with trunk kidnapping punchline
Set: Dylan's first-time set covered a herniated disc diagnosis preventing high-impact work, joking he'd 'probably just kill myself tonight,' and made dark jokes comparing his situation to his mother's car accident survival.
Interview: Dylan disclosed he has a herniated disc making him unable to work warehouse jobs anymore. Tony discussed his mother's hit-and-run car accident and offered mentorship/networking to help Dylan transition to sales or potentially booking comedy.
- Doctor says can't do high-impact jobs; jokes he'll kill himself instead
- Praying on planes shows lack of faith in pilots vs his pullout method
- Visibly depressed; Tony offered real mentorship and career guidance
- Mother survived serious car crash; Dylan made dark jokes about it
Set: Phil's set compared depression unfavorably to other mental illnesses, discussed his brother's suicide-by-exhaust at age 11, and made multiple dark jokes about mental health and family tragedy.
Interview: Phil revealed he's a former software engineer for 18 years who had a mental health crisis and took two years off. He's now doing stand-up after being inspired by Kill Tony, learning guitar, and focusing on things that bring joy.
- Depression is worst mental illness; schizophrenics have someone to talk to
- Brother died by carbon monoxide at 11; car wasn't even moving
- Missionary style pursuit of happiness is door-to-door autoerotic asphyxiation preaching
- Tony recognized Phil from previous Kill Tony audience member
- Emotionally compelling story of mental health recovery and finding purpose in comedy