Kill Tony #363

Set: Unprepared first-timer admitting he had nothing prepared, making disjointed observations about crowds at New Kids on the Block vs Kill Tony.

Interview: Tony aggressively questioned why Patrick signed up with no material prepared, calling him an anomaly. Patrick revealed his father used to do stand-up and he works as a nurse.

Set: 21-year-old tattoo artist married to 44-year-old husband; joked about inner lip tattoos customers get and how dentists know they're promiscuous.

Interview: Discussed how she met her 44-year-old husband at tattoo shop, started dating at 18, got married this year. Talked about tattoos, motorcycles, hiking, and her fun attitude.

Set: Nervous comedian joking about Bill Cosby, repressed memories, Amy Schumer, running a masonry business called Shoe Bricks, and not discussing certain topics.

Interview: Tony discussed her Cosby reference, her encounter with Bill before the rape allegations, her distaste for him on comedy, and her self-described weight and dating preferences.

Set: First-time comic about taking Accutane for acne and its side effects on his own and girlfriend's dryness; joked about girlfriend's 28-year-old roommate.

Interview: Tony questioned the joke punchline about roommates becoming lesbians at 30. Discussed his girlfriend, cohabitation, rock climbing, mirror-based spontaneous sex, and dating preferences.

Set: Story about driving to Mexican border in Laredo with weed, getting stopped by Border Patrol, and only carrying substances that fit in his ass.

Interview: Tony discussed his large genitalia, buttplay experience, Border Patrol story credibility, popcorn business with 80+ flavors, and drinking competitions in college.

Set: Single for three months, watches more porn including glory hole videos; made passive relationship jokes about body pillow and putting hand through glory hole.

Interview: Discussed his work at Olive Garden server, pleasant prairie location, dinner duo discount between 3-5pm, and dating life struggles in mid-20s.

Set: Complained about coworker Susan who claimed sore throat but talked all day; threatened to drown himself in pomegranate LaCroix; joked about HR meeting for suicidal comments.

Interview: Tony noted he's happy, well-dressed, from rich family (tool and die specialist dad, gym teacher mom), 30+ year marriage. Did roasting battle with Tony using no cuss words.

Set: 22-year-old Filipino addict discussed fingering girl on her period while playing Game of Thrones, waking with blood under nails, and making Jewel vape jokes.

Interview: Tony revealed Yabutt failed out of college marketing class, works for Brewers, lives with mom, never had sex, received blowjob from girl named unclear, attracted to light-skinned green-eyed girls.

Set: Middle Eastern-looking guy named Burhan who does jiu-jitsu, jokes about getting boner while choking sparring partners, flying armbar on Jessica, and floor is lava reference.

Interview: Iraqi-American, father from Iraq on visa marriage, mother from Texas, 22, works as dental lab technician making prosthetics, lost virginity at Whitewater, does skydiving and guns.

Set: Overheard two guys debating mass of the Sun; works customer service and is too nice; developed apologetic tic; wants vasectomy due to requirements being easier than having kids.

Interview: Chicago-born, from Plainfield suburbs, Trader Joe's dairy box worker, 30 years old, lives with parents in basement, bowled 298 (choked on final strike), father bowled three 300s.

Set: Came with pregnant friend Meghan; joked about her future child being the one to buy her kids alcohol underage; clearly unprepared despite signing up.

Interview: Boyfriend ditched her to watch Blues in St. Louis instead of coming to Kill Tony; works at youth development non-profit; 5-year relationship; on birth control; loaned $200 for gun.