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Kill Tony #362

📅 June 11, 2019 📍 Appleton, WI Skyline Comedy 🎤 8 comedians

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Lineup

Set: Set about being biracial, having six children with three different mothers, and paying child support. Includes jokes about NBA scouts, gaming the child support system with credit cards, and his appearance resembling various fighters.

Interview: Discussed his six children across three mothers, his work as a machinist for 15 years, and his first comedy experience doing a one-time show at a pizza place. Tony praised his willingness to start his own show.

Bits:
  • NBA scout called about his 'numbers' despite not playing basketball
  • Gaming child support system by paying with credit card
Moments:
  • Woman in audience (baby mama) yelling and videotaping during interview
  • Extended callback about his inability to pull out, making volcano jokes
2

Cote Cropedlausek

Set: Set about confusing monogamy with misogyny, surviving multiple near-death experiences and attributing it to God's plan, and comparing himself to a Facebook friend God keeps. Brief joke about wanting to join the Navy as GI Joe Pesci.

Interview: Discussed living with parents after moving back from Chicago in January, working as a bartender, doing comedy for just over a year, and his uncle dying three years ago. Extensive discussion about his sex life and fleshlight usage.

Bits:
  • Confused monogamy with misogyny, really just wanted cheese sandwiches
  • Survived drowning twice, flipped 4-wheeler six times, t-boned pickup truck
Moments:
  • Revelation that uncle's death freed up bedroom, lived with uncle's ghost for 3 years
  • Story about bringing girl home, dad thought he was using flashlight
3

Dale Bishop

Set: Set about being called Mohammad due to his beard, the carpet-and-drapes question, and jokes about having poor hygiene. First-time stand-up performance.

Interview: Discussed working as a window washer, falling off a roof two months ago without taking time off. Extensive conversation about his education (computer science, business, ESL teaching), not smoking pot despite appearance, wearing tie-dye SpongeBob Patrick clothing, being single, and skydiving. Tony encouraged him to start smoking weed.

Bits:
  • Guy yelled Mohammad at him, looked down and realized it's his beard
  • Bush in 2019 and hygiene as deterrents to dating
Moments:
  • Tony gives Dale a nicotine vape to try live on stage, Dale holds it too long
  • Dale wearing football championship ring, played for St. Norbert College
4

Dana Erman

Set: Set about being 26 and not drinking until 21, her doctor's reaction to still not drinking in college, comparing herself to someone who edits Wikipedia. Makes fun of her nerdy appearance.

Interview: Discussed her two years doing stand-up in Milwaukee, her college work in social media and PR, her appearance, and her sex life. Tony expressed genuine admiration for her delivery and pocket control.

Bits:
  • Didn't drink until 21, doctor confused when she still didn't drink in college
  • Looks like Wikipedia editor or Applebee's employee taking job too seriously
Moments:
  • Tony interrupts to compliment her genuine talent and delivery mid-set
  • Show energy noticeably picks up with Dana's presence
5

Jackson Wyberg

Set: Set about being in college, jokes comparing frat boys to his roofying joke timing, a game about warning people about 911, and a bit about hating blanket statements about minorities with a Mexican quilt joke.

Interview: Discussed being 21, a communications student at college in Milwaukee for another year and a half, born and raised in Appleton. Talked about drinking whiskey sours at bars, his mysterious earbuds-wearing approach, sports (basketball and tennis), his vertical jump, and his family.

Bits:
  • Unlike frat boys, he waits until second date to roofie victims
  • Mexican people love quilts - blanket statement about minorities
Moments:
  • Jackson volunteers to go on guest list for next night's Milwaukee show
  • Aggressive heckler in crowd tries to interrupt, Jackson ignores expertly
6

Josh Mark

Set: Set about parents being first cousins, looking like young Steve Avery if he lit blunts instead of cats on fire, watching a billy goat hang itself at grandpa's house. Makes fly fishing joke. Second-time performer.

Interview: Discussed being 20 years old, looking like Steve Avery, his recent jail time for selling pot brownies (charged with a pound and a half weight including pan), his uncle Steve Avery connection, and his home brewing of beer. Tony encouraged him to make a Making a Murderer content video.

Bits:
  • Parents are first cousins, has to carry spit cup despite not doing dip
  • Looks like young Steve Avery except lights blunts not cats on fire
  • Watched a billy goat hang itself at grandpa's house
Moments:
  • Josh asks to hit Tony's vape pen, Tony refuses but encourages him to make YouTube content
  • Extended discussion of pot brownie arrest where police weighed entire pan with batter
7

Kyle L

Set: Set about obnoxious bumper stickers, specifically the 26.2 marathon stickers, comparing them to personal records for eating pies or masturbating. First-time stand-up.

Interview: Discussed being 27, working in sales selling packaging, being cross-eyed since birth, and discovering he has a 'fun personality' that works better for comedy. Panel suggests he should lean into his cross-eyed gag.

Bits:
  • 26.2 bumper stickers obnoxious, could be 2-3 pies or masturbation record
Moments:
  • Kyle discovers his cross-eyed expression kills with audience, becomes his signature bit
  • Panel and Tony encourage Kyle to do cross-eyed gag repeatedly, becomes unstoppable
  • Kyle gets guest list for next night's Milwaukee show
8

Joe Brown

Set: Set about doing Diamond Dallas Page yoga with his wife for flexibility, making jokes about her doing downward dog making him do upward hog, and the namaste/look around joke. Cut short at 49 seconds, first-time performer.

Interview: Discussed being 37, married 10 years, working as a steel detailer for 17 years, wife is a behavioral health registered nurse. Has two sons (one 18 in high school, one 10). Talked about shooting pool, kids' games at home, family outings, and his sex life including baby oil stories.

Bits:
  • Wife does downward dog in yoga, makes him do upward hog
  • Looking at yoga class women, wife makes him look at her and namaste
Moments:
  • Joe reveals he had sex with cousin in fire tower at midnight when younger
  • Tony calls him 'Judge Joe Brown' comparing to TV judge and King of the Hill character