Kill Tony #381

Set: Jokes about hotdogs making you gassy, farting in his car, and a girlfriend farting on his balls during sex. Dark humor mixed with absurdist observations.

Interview: Matthew revealed he's from Shadyside, Ohio (near Wheeling), has been doing comedy for 4 months, works in hospital laundry, and is married 11 years. He used to write horror books and had a publisher.

Set: Russian robot comedian making jokes about smoking since age 12, his dead father with genitals on chest from Chernobyl, and losing virginity in West Virginia. Heavy accent and deliberate pacing throughout.

Interview: Kuba revealed he's 80% Polish, 20% robot, moved from Poland at 18 to West Virginia for Jesuit school, learned English in 8 years, now lives in Carnegie PA. He had one American girlfriend and lost virginity in West Virginia.

Set: College All-American wrestler making jokes about fathers into wrestling being closeted gay, extreme cuddling, calling himself power top, and Tinder throwing random men at him after 28 years.

Interview: Jacob is 28, wrestled at 184 pounds, All-American wrestler, now brews beer for a brewery in Charleston West Virginia. Recently met girlfriend on Tinder after breakup, attending beer festivals.

Set: Dylan makes up story about being sexually assaulted by Simon Cowell on America's Got Talent and starting 'Same Here Dude' movement, then admits he fabricated it and was just joking.

Interview: Dylan is 28, from Dubois Pennsylvania, has been doing stand-up 2 months, does open mics monthly, works for AP Energy selling fixed rates on electric bills. Skateboards for 13 years and pledged to do kickflip at end of show.

Set: Andrew jokes about having tinnitus, a constant ringing that drowns out high frequencies. Story about camping with wife who heard bats he couldn't hear, and seeing alien mothership when he first noticed the condition while high.

Interview: Andrew is 27, first-time comedian, data analyst from Washington Pennsylvania (birthplace of Jerry Sandusky), went to Penn State, has scoliosis and tinnitus. Never saw a chiropractor help his tinnitus despite trying.

Set: Jonas makes jokes about criticizing him for how he treats his mom on phone, jumping off bridges before friends, mom's water diet making her 80% water, and her trying to lose weight.

Interview: Jonas is 22, been doing stand-up about a year, works convenience store at Frick Building downtown Pittsburgh. He's been with girlfriend for 4 years met in high school through her brother, she works at Citizens Bank.

Set: Phil jokes about nerve damage from mom doing cocaine while pregnant, only half his face moves, people think he's gay. He's vegan working in kitchens seeing hate crimes, wears leather belt, pro-hunting.

Interview: Phil has nerve damage since birth (mom did cocaine early pregnancy, smoked two packs daily), got second DUI, works in breweries managing tap room, broke up after 4 years in Vermont. Dates women, kayaks, recently broke up.

Set: Calvin tells stories about his crime sprees including using taxi as getaway vehicle for liquor store robbery, police sketch in Sioux City Journal, attempted to turn himself in but cops laughed at him.

Interview: Calvin is a returning Kill Tony legend from Omaha episode, flew from Sioux City Iowa, works 50-60 hour weeks at corporate cookie factory shoveling chocolate piles in red hat and yellow apron. Married with wife named Kylie who rockabilly dances.