Kill Tony #387 — Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez, Shane Gillis
Guests: Big Jay Oakerson · Luis J Gomez · Shane Gillis
Lineup
Set: Quinn discusses being a 28-year-old virgin, jokes about escape rooms as party games, ice cream flavor preferences reflecting sexual proclivities, liking cults and automatic weapons.
Interview: Confirmed his virginity and third appearance on the show, discussed his photography work, living situation, Tinder experiences, and kissing someone during a previous Kill Tony appearance.
- Virgin status means can't be accused of rape yet
- Escape rooms called abduction by date
- Panel encourages violent behavior toward women he dated
- Admitted to kissing someone on Kill Tony stage previously
Set: Carey tells story about being hit on while wearing camouflage shirt, jokes about her aunt being the biggest woman in Arizona who had to be cremated in sections due to grease fire risk.
Interview: First time on the show, been doing stand-up for a few months, works as studio coordinator, is single and focused on comedy, discussed being hit on frequently.
- Guy hit on her in camouflage shirt confused marines
- Aunt Pam cremated in sections to avoid grease fire
- Panel heavily flirts with attractive new female comedian
- Strong approval from panel for comedic skills
Andy Van
Set: Andy discusses having sex with a girl who told him to give her Vietnamese dick, jokes about race being weird to bring up during sex, and argues race conversations should stay off Facebook and out of bedrooms.
Interview: Vietnamese, one year in comedy, moved from San Diego where he taught high school, works as waiter at Japanese restaurant, plays basketball, got into bar fight defending his cousin.
- Girl during sex asked for Vietnamese dick, confused
- Race talks belong on Facebook not in bedroom
- Louis J Gomez puts finger in Andy's mouth during interview
- Andy shoots imaginary basketball on stage with Bill Clinton character
Set: Cajon performs rambling set about Einstein being intelligent but a rapist and creating bombs, struggles to articulate coherent jokes about intelligence versus morality.
Interview: Eight and a half years doing stand-up in Toronto, Canada, resistant to answering questions directly, refused to perform prepared jokes until threatened with Legion of Skanks opportunity, eventually told one weak joke about elephant in the room.
- Einstein intelligent but rapist who created bomb
- Elephant in the room pronounced God in childhood
- Comedian refuses to perform real jokes during interview
- Panel and audience want set to bomb
- Threatens no return appearance if he doesn't kill
Set: Cameron jokes about kids having it too easy jacking off with smartphones, compares to his childhood with dial-up and limited cable options, discusses getting off to Jesus during gospel commercials.
Interview: Been on show multiple times, son of Joe Torre (Def Jam comedian), discussed looking like a gay pony, some personal details but mostly deflected questions.
- Kids now can just pull phone out and jack off
- Jacking off to Jesus during gospel commercials on BET
- Panel compares him to gay pony repeatedly
- Refuses to engage with interview questions meaningfully
Set: William does impressions of taxi driver and Home Alone 2, jokes about pooping pants at work, mentions pressure about being regular on show, discusses dead friend Tony Chin, bathroom touching incident with Tony Chin manager, and uses increasingly absurd stories.
Interview: Regular on show doing new set each week, mentioned friend Zane Zekial told him Tony said he'd be off show if he bombs, works at Chili's (actually self-storage), claims HIV positive with two years to live, accuses audience member of being cousin Patricia.
- Pooped pants at work at Chili's unluckily
- Taxi driver Home Alone 2 impression what's the deal
- William makes increasingly absurd and offensive claims
- Accuses random audience member of being his cousin
- Shane Gillis leaves stage mid-interview, appears upset
Set: Salvador jokes about taking 12 years to realize Vicks Vapor Rub pronunciation (not Big Papa Rudo), going to Mexican markets and CVS asking for wrong product, friend Tyler correcting him in college.
Interview: First time on show, five and a half years stand-up, started in Dallas, moved to US at age 11 in 2002, family legally immigrated, father worked in Mexican record label industry, now works at Bubba Gump's, does magic tricks to pick up girls.
- Vicks Vapor Rub pronounced Big Papa Rudo for 12 years
- CVS employees racist refusing to understand Big Papa Rudo
- Reveals magic tricks used to pick up girls
- Luis J Gomez criticizes obsession with Bubba Gump's job