Kill Tony #397 — Mark Normand
Guests: Mark Normand
Lineup
Set: Jokes about teaching her son anatomically correct names, dating after having a kid, and a C-section story. Set featured relatable parenting and dating humor with punchlines about potential partners.
Interview: Discussed her two children, relationship with her ex-boyfriend (black), and current co-parenting arrangement. Tony made numerous jokes about her appearance and dating preferences.
- Son runs up screaming 'mommy kiss my penis' after racking himself at park
- Date asks about C-section and says 'nice so it's all good down there'
- Tony makes multiple crude jokes about her appearance and body, calling her a '2'
- Reveals she was in cymbal line, gets roasted for looking like she plays tuba
Set: Observational comedy about looking like a mashup of John Wick and Kylo Ren, husky dogs in hot climates, and finding joy in working at animal shelters. Set was well-structured with callbacks to his appearance.
Interview: Seven months into comedy, studied marketing and international business with masters degree but does Uber instead. Parents paid for college, lives in Austin, has good vertical jump and dunking ability.
- Looking like John Wick and Kylo Ren raised by a bong
- Animal shelter worker grinning while putting down unwanted pets
- Performs impressive vertical jump live on stage after being asked by audience
- References to Tokyo Drift punch, compared to various celebrities and characters
Set: Largely incoherent set due to heavy lisp, discussing wanting to see women get hit in the genitals on camera and complaints about gay people adopting speech impediments. Set was difficult to understand.
Interview: Been doing stand-up two years, hits nine open mics per week in Dallas, has been to jail ten times mostly for car-related violations. Discussed relationships, prison, current girlfriend, and living situation.
- Wants to film girls getting hit in genitals to hear their reaction
- Gay community appropriated speech impediment and ruined stuttering potential
- Tony admits not understanding first 35 seconds of set due to lisp and incoherence
- Reveals ten jail stints, mostly for driving violations and warrants from unpaid tickets
- Admits girlfriend lives in garage he converted from living room to rent actual room
Set: Story-based set about working Guitar Center pro audio selling cheap toy microphones to customers, ending with unexpected punchline. Set built to a strong payoff at the end.
Interview: Now works as flooring estimator in Houston, grew up in Orange County, goes to Disneyland twice yearly, has Tinder profile with music and bars. Told story about drunk Uber ride to Austin costing $450.
- Guitar Center cheap microphone set sold as a joke to end set
- Set intentionally bombs before strong payoff, showing self-awareness
- Tells story about cops playing arcade game in his house while waiting for Venmo payment
Nicky
Set: Explicit sexual comedy focused on butthole pleasure and gay sexuality. Very short set centered on shock humor and aggressive crowd work toward straight male audience members.
Interview: Discussed sexual preferences, uses dildo and various objects, spins at Lingo Cycle studio in Dallas, intermittent fasts, uses sleep machine for white noise. Multiple explicit sexual discussions.
- Asking straight men about butt stuff they're missing out on
- Pulled for second appearance after Thursday show, establishes recurring character
- Extreme sexual banter about dildos and sexual acts with panel and Tony
- Plug for Lingo Cycle studio where he works as fitness instructor
Set: Set about mixed race identity (half white, half Mexican), getting mistaken for Asian as a child, and parents meeting at dad's job. Used self-deprecating humor about appearance and race.
Interview: Father worked at power plant making GMC vehicles, mother Allie Wong, works in maintenance at Marriott hotel in Fort Worth, lives with girlfriend, attended wwe wrestling and metal shows.
- Parents named him Anthony Walton for head start in life on paper
- Always mistaken for being Asian, thought family was Walton family like Walmart
- Tony repeatedly makes jokes about him looking Asian despite mixed heritage
- Attempts to sing metal song after being encouraged, delivers poor performance
Set: Disjointed set about sports, toilet paper shopping confusion, brief personal anecdotes. First time on stage, appeared to be intoxicated during performance.
Interview: Real estate agent, former banker, recently turned 40, attends concerts (Guns N Roses, Seinfeld, Eagles), plays multiple instruments including bass, had Adderall prescription that helped career.
- Yelling about toilet paper in store then staff member responds from aisle three
- Tony and panel make extensive jokes about his aged appearance for age 40
- Arturo reveals he and Red Band share same birthday five years apart (August 4th)
- Performs air bass demonstration that appears completely incompetent
Set: Short set about intimidating appearance contrasted with soft voice and personality, defending Redman on YouTube. First stand-up set ever, well-received by audience.
Interview: 26 years old, works as fiber tech for Facebook data center in Fort Worth for eight years since high school, engaged to white girlfriend, proposed in Colorado with Amazon Fire Stick story.
- Defending Redman on YouTube podcast comments about upcoming Kill Tony
- Performs impressive vertical jump and nearly hits ceiling on command
- Reveals engagement story involving searching for Amazon Fire Stick remote in suitcase
Set: Set about excessive body hair as Lebanese person, shaving legs in middle school and father's reaction, girls secretly liking hairy men. First time on stage.
Interview: 26 years old, works in digital advertising with Shopify store, Lebanese father came from war at age 18, has white girlfriend, no previous stage experience.
- Dad's reaction to shaving legs: worried he'd do disco then drugs then get AIDS
- Girls are mean to hairy teens but become freaks after college with daddy issues
- Forced to sing Alicia Keys 'A Whole New World' live after claiming to know it
- Performance was extremely poor, described as one of worst on show
Chris Ball
Set: Absurdist comedy about comparing hard dick to pictures, Texas steak challenge, buying KY Jelly for mom with cancer, and rental app idea for sex dungeons called AirBNB DSM.
Interview: First time stand-up, plays drums for nine years, mother had colon cancer and radiation therapy requiring dildo from hospital for vaginal closure prevention.
- Texas steak challenge and marijuana legalization connection
- Renting sex dungeons to people via app called AirBNB DSM
- Mom's KY Jelly request after cancer, bought better lubricant, discovered Hidden Valley reference
- Tony stunned by revelation about mother's cancer-related dildo from hospital
- Participates in first-ever Kill Tony head kick competition against Joel Jimenez
Set: Self-deprecating comedy about looking like lesbian version of Drew Carey, being the fat friend embarrassing group at restaurants, ranch dressing on body, bowling scholarship attempt.
Interview: Weighs 275 pounds, almost got bowling scholarship to West Texas A&M but declined to avoid living there, moved to Dallas instead, referred to as looking like Hannah Gadsby.
- Looks like lesbian version of Drew Carey, embarrasses thin friends at restaurants
- Puts ranch on nipples at home because they're dry
- Lady told him blue cheese goes up hidden valley reference
- First-ever Kill Tony head kick ends episode as Jeremiah kicks him in padded helmet