Kill Tony #399 — Tom Rhodes, Eddie Pepitone

Set: Brandon discusses taking his cousins to Six Flags where they passed out, then jokes about roller skating being thuggish. He transitions to a story about coming home to gay porn on TV and finding an uncle with a random man.

Interview: Tony and the panel probe Brandon about the gay porn story—where home is (Montclair), his uncle's living situation, his family dynamics, and his plans to join the Air Force as a PJ. Comedy emerges from the family's chaotic living arrangement.

Set: Omar complains that he doesn't understand anal sex, praising the vagina's natural design. He jokes about investing in Depends for older people who do anal, mentions being newly married, and compares gay sex acts.

Interview: This is Omar's second time on stage (first was a pedophile joke on Kill Tony). Tony asks about his politics and libertarian views. Discussion covers his construction work, his bride who looks like Melissa Villasenor, his broken jaw from batting cages, and his honeymoon to Ireland.

Set: Dante opens with a joke about Black History Month then pivots to discussing blowjobs, claiming men are better at them than women (77 cents to the dollar). He invites women or men to prove him wrong outside after the show.

Interview: This is Dante's second time. Tony learns he let his friend Cheddar suck his dick in March 2019 while on coke and ecstasy at an Airbnb in San Diego. Discussion covers the experience details, why it was his last time, and his work at a sushi restaurant.

Set: Reid discusses rough political times and abortion, citing a dark 'Snapple fact' about 3,000 children denied life daily. He jokes that big companies flip on abortion stances, using diet soda marketing as an absurdist punchline.

Interview: Reid is 24, just moved to LA in April, lives in a hostel with six other guys, does catering and bartending. He's a theater grad from Boulder, Colorado, trying to break into acting. His family are optometrists; his mom is a lesbian artist.

Set: Matt attends a gun show, bumps into a guy who saw Joe Rogan. The guy calls Tony 'Toby Hinchcliffe' and describes him as a 'big fat black guy' instead of the actual Tony. Matt delivers the punchline as a true story.

Interview: Matt was on Kill Tony episode 1 and drinks beer with Tony's brother in Venice Beach. Tony and Matt discuss shooting rats in alleys, his beard (grown for 8 years since his niece was born), his dating life, and his intentional unemployment.

Set: Leah jokes about her father turning 68 and coming out as a bisexual crossdresser. She notes together they make 'a full woman.' Her mother died and wasn't found for five days, with two cats present.

Interview: Leah is in a 2+ year relationship with a woman met on Tinder. Her girlfriend is an alpha/boss type who calls her shots. Leah works with a rich girlfriend who is a business executive from Fox/Disney with severance. They're traveling to Spain.

Set: William jokes about Columbus Day being changed to National Filipino day, mentions his uncle Richard running 'We Descamps' (iTunes for Lou Bega songs). References a guy swallowed by a sinkhole in Florida. Discusses being pulled over by police.

Interview: William has been on the show many times. Discussion reveals he poisoned roommates with Pepcid AC mixed in Colgate, had suicidal ideation recently, visited doctor in Philippines (misdiagnosed with strep throat), and recently started trusting Jesus.

Set: David discusses trying to be healthy by giving up meat and hiring a trainer. He jokes about trainers asking stupid post-workout questions. Discusses quitting Planet Fitness because free pizza on Thursdays made it an 'unlimited pizza pass' he only attended on Thursdays.

Interview: This is David's first locked-in minute as a new regular. He's enthusiastic about his new status. Discussion covers his diet, gym habits, dating women at the gym, his mother needing a kidney, and his joking demeanor with guests.