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Kill Tony #400

📅 October 16, 2019 📍 Sacramento, CA 🎤 9 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

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Lineup

1

Nick Estrada

Set: First-time comedian discusses mattress shopping, brothers, and a prank involving urination on family belongings. Discusses parental relationships and sibling dynamics.

Interview: Nick reveals this is his first comedy show ever after watching Kill Tony daily for two years. He's 26, recently moved to Modesto, works for Amazon as a delivery driver, and previously worked as a chef for seven years.

Bits:
  • Nobody steals car stereos for green tea addiction
  • Brother prank: brothers taking turns peeing in bottle to spray mattress
Moments:
  • Tony tells long story about bombing at 7-Eleven owners convention
2

Drew Absher

Set: Drew discusses how his generation changed the definition of addiction, comparing real addictions (his mother's drug problem) to modern ones like coffee and video games. He makes dark jokes about his mother's incarceration.

Interview: Drew is 24, a local comic with 4 years of experience. His mother is incarcerated for stealing $50,000 from a church in Colorado. He recently returned to college studying communications and went on a mini-golf date with a little person.

Bits:
  • Changed definition of addiction: video games vs heroin
  • Mother's drug addiction would be better if just coffee
Moments:
  • Reveals mother stole $50k from church in Colorado
3

Matt Medina

Set: Matt discusses smoking weed for anorexia, getting high while driving and seeming threatening to women, and forgetting jokes. Heavy drinking and personal struggles dominate the set.

Interview: Matt is 24, been doing stand-up for 1.5 years, and got divorced. His ex-wife was pregnant when she cheated with a Mitsubishi dealership worker named Jeff. He suspects his second child may not be his and previously worked picking up bodies for a mortuary.

Bits:
  • Smokes weed for anorexia, people think he's following them
Moments:
  • Reveals wife pregnant when she cheated with Jeff at Mitsubishi dealership
  • Band Curtis aggressively insults Matt, crowd reacts strongly
4

Zach S

Set: Zach discusses physical decline at 31, gaining wisdom, and makes conspiracy theory about baby powder being cremated babies. Absurdist material about aging and consumer products.

Interview: Zach is 31, second-time stand-up comedian (first two years ago), owns an upholstery business in Davis. Has been arrested three times (all 2009-2011), got a late-life circumcision in fourth grade requiring catheter use, had three DUIs in college.

Bits:
  • Baby powder is cremated babies put back in bottles
Moments:
  • Tony diagnoses Zach as autistic based on behavior and appearance
  • Zach reveals late-life circumcision with catheter required during field trip
5

Real Spaceman Spiff

Set: Kyle/Spaceman Spiff discusses being considered psychotic, masturbating on a girl's lawn on ecstasy, earning 'ass bandit' title in jail, and getting drunk. Dark and edgy personal revelations.

Interview: Kyle is 30, married 12 years, has 8 and 5-year-old children, works as a welder. Assaulted a bully in 8th grade with a knife, was denied from Marines, loves psychedelics. Met wife buying ecstasy from drug dealer.

Bits:
  • Masturbated on girl's lawn at 3am on ecstasy
  • Earned 'ass bandit' title in jail for never getting caught
Moments:
  • Kyle challenges Joel Berg to Mexican drum-off while wearing dildo on head and Pikachu underwear
  • Reenacts 8th grade knife assault on bully with full physical acting
  • Joel Berg defeats Kyle in drum-off, retains Mexican drum-off title
6

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William performs brand-new minute about hiring a Jewish clown, his coworker Patrick from Oriental origin, and references to Lyme disease and peeing blood. Self-deprecating and absurdist material.

Interview: William is blacked out, works at Foot Locker with his cousin Taylor. Recently smoked on roof and drank IPAs. Got ecstasy from a nice lady named Pat, doesn't trust Zantac. Fan of Sacramento Kings player Bogdan Bogdanović.

Bits:
  • Jewish clown hired for kids' birthday party
Moments:
  • William drunk and disoriented during interview, calls for live poll on whether audience likes him
  • Mentions whistling album with brother covering Christmas songs, dad reference hidden in lyrics
7

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David discusses missing children statistics by race, joking that Black children are too valuable to go missing and get found quickly. Dark humor about family tax returns and kidnapping.

Interview: David is new regular on the show, second appearance. Ate Popeyes instead of Wendy's during road trip. Listens to 90s rap including DMX. Has chemistry with Tony, riffs on Matchbox 20 and Evanescence.

Bits:
  • Black kids don't go missing because too valuable, found by January
Moments:
  • David sings Biggie Smalls, then white rock songs (Matchbox 20, Evanescence)
  • Strong chemistry with Tony comparing themselves to oil and vinegar
8

Eric Newell

Set: Eric discusses his father's bank robbery (passed note, got zero dollars, arrested immediately), family disgrace, and searching for nerdy girls at comic shops with booster packs and dice. Dark humor about parental shame.

Interview: Eric calls his ex-girlfriend Jen live on stage during the interview and successfully asks her on another date while on the air. Crowd reacts enthusiastically to the real-time romantic moment.

Bits:
  • Dad robbed bank, passed wrong note, got zero dollars
Moments:
  • Eric calls ex-girlfriend Jen live on stage and successfully asks her on second date while audience cheers
  • Heckler interrupts set, Eric stands his ground, Tony backs him up
9

Bridget Bennett

Set: Bridget opens with joke about getting laid, delivers absurdist one-liner about nothing, discusses commercials promising family treatment, and makes joke about father stealing from job and trading road signs for a child.

Interview: Bridget is from Oregon, over 10 years comedy experience. She is pregnant but claims she's just fat. Works as a sample girl selling Maybelline and Laurie. Tony offers her automatic spot on tomorrow's show after crowd enthusiasm.

Bits:
  • What's white and 12 inches long? Absolutely nothing
Moments:
  • Tony's bucket-of-destiny discussion interrupted, Bridget pulled out instead of Danny D
  • Bridget reveals she's pregnant, Tony shocked, crowd loves her authenticity
  • Tony offers automatic spot for next night's show, crowd cheers enthusiastically