Bridget Bennett
Bridget Bennett has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Bridget performs a story about being stuck at an Oregon casino due to snow, a drunk woman thinking she's pregnant, and that woman's boyfriend intervening.
- Drunk woman at casino thinks she's pregnant, punches her girlfriend.
Bridget does a strong set discussing getting drunk and sexual situations, losing her mood ring, references to counting on death/taxes, and dark humor.
- Got drunk in alley sucking dick for heroin, doesn't even use heroin
- Lost mood ring, only thing I can count on is you dying
Bridget opens with joke about getting laid, delivers absurdist one-liner about nothing, discusses commercials promising family treatment, and makes joke about father stealing from job and trading road signs for a child.
- What's white and 12 inches long? Absolutely nothing