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Kill Tony #401

📅 October 17, 2019 📍 Sacramento, CA 🎤 11 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

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Lineup

1

Eric Joey

Set: Eric discusses his interracial marriage to a Black woman, making jokes about his Polish-French heritage, their chemistry, and differences in hygiene and bathroom habits.

Interview: Tony and panel question Eric's appearance, background from Connecticut near Boston, how he met his wife at Verizon, and their relationship dynamics. Discussion of their casino date and intimate life.

Bits:
  • I'd consider being gay just for bathroom counter space with wife
  • Wife's Black, didn't know white guy could get with Black girl
Moments:
  • Tony makes Boston Marathon bomber connection to his Connecticut origin
2

Dylan Strader

Set: Dylan talks about weed from Alaska, his three naps, cheating on girlfriend after 3 weeks of 6-month relationship, and compares breakup to canceling lifetime subscription.

Interview: Tony learns Dylan's been doing stand-up for one month, is 22 years old, works as a butcher, just broke up with girlfriend last week, and his parents were both drug dealers.

Bits:
  • Cheating girlfriend like giving up lifetime subscription for 7-day free trial
Moments:
  • Dylan waves to camera mentioning his girlfriend Haley who caught him
3

Tamron Lloyd

Set: Tamron's first time doing stand-up, tells a truncated joke about being called 'Tampon Lloyd' by a substitute teacher in 7th grade, appears intoxicated.

Interview: Tony discovers Tamron ran a comedy club in Boise, recently moved to Northern California, first time ever doing stand-up, and appears to have had too much to drink before performing.

Bits:
  • Substitute teacher called her 'Tampon Lloyd' in 7th grade science class
Moments:
  • Tony conducts sobriety/DUI test on Tamron due to obvious intoxication
  • Tony stops set to make sure female comedians don't get bad reputation
4

Bridget Bennett

Set: Bridget does a strong set discussing getting drunk and sexual situations, losing her mood ring, references to counting on death/taxes, and dark humor.

Interview: Bridget is 10-year veteran, shoots guns at ranges, single, drives Mercury, met guy through Ouija board saved as 'widget', does crowd work well.

Bits:
  • Got drunk in alley sucking dick for heroin, doesn't even use heroin
  • Lost mood ring, only thing I can count on is you dying
Moments:
  • Special spot brought up mid-show as strong performer from previous night
  • Met long-term hookup through Ouija board, saved in phone as 'widget'
5

Matt Medina

Set: Matt discusses bad restaurant concepts, admits he's out of shape, makes Magic Johnson AIDS reference, and discusses his wife cheating with Jeff.

Interview: Matt performed two nights in a row, wife cheated while 8 months pregnant with Jeff, has no car, no ass, used to work as mortuary removal technician.

Bits:
  • Vietnam War themed restaurant where all waiters/waitresses named Charlie
Moments:
  • Reveals wife cheated while 8 months pregnant with coworker Jeff
6

Matt Schneider

Set: Matt's first time doing stand-up, discusses being single for a year, can't do 52 of anything, jokes about hiking and 52-hike challenge.

Interview: Matt is 31, first time on stage, grew up with Carlin/Cosby comedy records, works as Costco supervisor, lives with 86-year-old grandmother since grandfather passed 2 years ago.

Bits:
  • Can't do 52 of anything, only got halfway through baseball season
Moments:
  • Ace of Base reference by Tony about 'I Saw the Stairs'
7

Grom Jeremy

Set: Grom Jeremy's first time doing stand-up, rides Grom motorcycle (125cc), has big penis joke, jokes about killing Tony, discusses bombing, minimal material.

Interview: Grom works in hospital sterilizing surgical instruments for 25 years, plays drums for 32 years, from Carmichael, rode motorcycle to venue, participates in Mexican drum-off battle.

Bits:
  • Ride Grom motorcycle because I have a big penis
Moments:
  • Participates in Mexican drum-off battle wearing motorcycle helmet against Joel Berg
8

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William, a regular with 10 months on show, does tight material about smoking embalming fluid, faking death for dog, various observations.

Interview: William is longtime regular, has jock itch from thigh chafing, discussed dreams/nightmares, performs tight one-liners, recognizes audience member Michael in crowd.

Bits:
  • Had to stop smoking weed, got addicted to embalming fluid
  • Faked death to see how dog would react, dog tried to eat me
Moments:
  • William sings 'Friends in Low Places' with entire Sacramento crowd
  • Takes two Advil before going on stage, gets loopy
9

Joe Konyou

Set: Joe, just over a year in stand-up, performs dirty material about getting girls, consent, and sexual encounters with good timing and crowd work.

Interview: Joe is a year into stand-up, has sexual stories including picking up girl at bar and paying for oral sex on cruise, retired attorney, fell on Barbie doll.

Bits:
  • Girls won't give me action and consent because I don't wear condoms
  • Picked up girl on cruise, paid $200 for oral sex, negotiated to $200
Moments:
  • References falling on Barbie doll in sexual situation
  • Panel compares him to Colonel Sanders/Kenny Rogers on Sons of Anarchy
10

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David, new regular, discusses treadmill cardio, being out of shape, only able to walk at home but out of breath walking to car.

Interview: David staying in big house with cast, only Black person in house, references William Montgomery, Tony gives him country music moment leading entire crowd singing 'Friends in Low Places'.

Bits:
  • Treadmill for hour feels like 10 minutes, cardio time like dog years
  • Can walk treadmill but out of breath walking to car
Moments:
  • Leads entire Sacramento crowd singing Garth Brooks 'Friends in Low Places'
11

Michael Chavez

Set: Michael discusses dating and ghosting, commitment issues that run in family, mother's abortion story (fell asleep during procedure, mom with 10 kids all boys).

Interview: Michael's done stand-up 10 times since May, works retail merchandising, adopted two kittens from different dads, from Reno/Fresno, met girlfriend at casino in Reno.

Bits:
  • Mom couldn't commit to abortion, fell asleep during procedure, took as God sign
Moments:
  • Michael struggles significantly with pronunciation throughout interview
  • Tony does Asian accent bit with audience member permission