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Kill Tony #409

📅 October 27, 2019 📍 Sydney, NSW 🎤 13 comedians

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Lineup

1

Chris Nguyen

Set: Vietnamese-American comedian discussing sex jokes, Instagram inspiration quotes, and his heritage. Joking about his father's involvement in the Vietnam War.

Interview: Discussed his Vietnamese heritage, father's military service, 3 years of stand-up experience, work as a writer, boxing hobby. Culminated in a slap boxing match with feminist Stacy.

Bits:
  • Sex scene with parents vs. pulled pants incident at show
  • Instagram quote about living every day like it's your last is bad advice
Moments:
  • Slap boxing match with feminist Stacy character
2

Charlie McCann

Set: Canadian Harry Potter fan making dark jokes about identifying with Harry, parents' murder, and transitioning to board game Cluedo references.

Interview: Discussed 4 years of stand-up, studying education, teaching at Hogwarts, cunnilingus techniques, chess skills, Canadian origin, girlfriend of 3 years met on Tinder, various drug use.

Bits:
  • Identifies with Harry Potter because Ray Fiennes murdered his parents
  • One in six people have murdered their parents, finishing incomplete set
Moments:
  • Set is incoherent and difficult to follow
3

Tom Armstrong

Set: Rapid-fire one-liners covering Michael Jackson, bathtub masturbation, Harvey Weinstein as a fish, nipple rings, Mormon music festivals, and Cruciatus curses.

Interview: YouTuber and podcaster, 2 months stand-up experience, 30 years old, does sketch comedy and current events podcast, travels for fun, attended LA Comedy Store, girlfriend is also YouTuber with 200k Facebook followers.

Bits:
  • Did Michael Jackson moonwalk out after the child abuse allegations
  • Nipple rings are tiny door knockers for titties
  • Mormon at music festival would be a busy boy with the 'knock knock' god pitch
Moments:
  • Impressive internal clock for only 2 months of experience
4

Coal Black

Set: First-time comedian discussing naivety post-divorce, discovering reach-around meaning, and making crude jokes about midgets unable to reach.

Interview: First-time stand-up, stay-at-home dad with 13-year-old Hunter and 11-year-old Ruby, won custody battle with ex-wife, formerly ran landscaping business, Christian identity, discussed parenting and magazines.

Bits:
  • Only discovered what reach-around means after divorce
  • Midgets can't reach things during sex, not their fault they're short
Moments:
  • First-time comedian gets compared to William Montgomery in comedic potential
  • Discusses giving 13-year-old son pornographic magazine
5

James Henson

Set: Advertising professional getting married in two weeks, met partner at work, jokes about Netflix scrolling, TV not being a dead medium, and 10:45pm Adam Sandler movies.

Interview: 26 years old, works in advertising, plays squash every fortnight, both parents are deaf, met American girlfriend (San) and got engaged during the show.

Bits:
  • Netflix users pay $16/month to scroll menu and criticize content
  • 10:45pm Adam Sandler's Big Daddy prevents sleep in drunk state
Moments:
  • Engaged on stage during the episode
6

Jonathan Byrnes

Set: First-time comedian discussing surreal arrest experience with dog sniffing crotch, five police with chest cams, being stripped down in MTT van without a fluffer.

Interview: 31 years old, first-time stand-up, factory worker sanding and priming kitchen panels, has 5-year-old ponytail. Had ponytail cut off on stage using Jeremiah's saved hair.

Bits:
  • Getting arrested with dog sniffing crotch, learned how far penis goes
Moments:
  • Ponytail cut off on stage in chaotic segment using Jeremiah's saved hair
7

Dino

Set: First-time comedian joking about being called a 'coconut' by father-in-law's coworker, wife warning him to be funny, sweating profusely, discussing being Inside-Out coconut.

Interview: Heavy sweater, discharging from Australian Air Force, avionics technician, has wife in audience, got Hitler mustache drawn on with scissors/razors, no special talents, married, wife in HR.

Bits:
  • Called coconut by father-in-law's coworker, took as green light to perform
Moments:
  • Hitler mustache drawn on face with scissors and razors, chaotic segment
8

Lina Solerno

Set: Birthday comedian sharing boyfriend cheating discovery via random call on her birthday, boyfriend 'forgot' he was cheating, discusses pattern of dating narcissistic sociopaths with no income.

Interview: First-time stand-up on her birthday, flew from Melbourne, discovered boyfriend cheating via random woman's call, reflects on pattern of dating losers with no money, owns bearded dragon who sleeps in her bed.

Bits:
  • Boyfriend forgot he was cheating, like forgetting to pick up milk
  • Pattern of dating narcissistic sociopaths with zero income and bad credit
Moments:
  • Birthday singing and bearded dragon anecdote, audience member interrupts inappropriately
9

Michael Montoro

Set: First-time comedian joking about Australia being racist, girlfriend's glass ceiling complaint, sex in the dark, Halloween plans with fake sex offender sign on gate.

Interview: 30 years old, first-time stand-up, studying web design at university, doing internship in tech field, lives at home with chiropractor father, been with girlfriend 9 years, never had real job.

Bits:
  • Girlfriend complains about glass ceiling, suggests wearing pants instead
  • Fake sex offender sign on gate cheapest Halloween costume in poor household
Moments:
  • Praised as potentially the set of the night
10

Bobbin D

Set: First-time comedian with close-set eyes discussing feminist girlfriend, eye contact during sex, jerking off, wife's anal sex deal if he's nice to kids (doesn't happen because she's religious).

Interview: Came from communist country, works in finance, wife teaches religion in high school and is very Christian, has two kids, wife doesn't like anal despite deal, used to play drums 6-7 years ago.

Bits:
  • Feminist girlfriend wants eye contact during doggy style, not missionary
  • Wife will let him have anal if nice to family, but she's religious so it never happens
Moments:
  • Lost drum battle competition against Joel Berg decisively
11

Jamal Abdul

Set: Legally blind mixed-race (Arabic/Italian) comedian discussing his condition, text-to-speech laptop in primary school with robotic voice, makes 9/11 reference joke.

Interview: Based in Wollongong (2 hours away), been doing stand-up 4 years, lost dishwashing job (took employee of month plaque off wall), no girlfriend, plays drums for 10 years then stopped 3 years ago, loves boxing and books.

Bits:
  • Half Arabic, half Italian greeting gets confusing, one is friendly, one looks like gun
  • Text-to-speech laptop voice said 'text-to-speech engine activated' in robotic way
Moments:
  • Tony jokes that Jamal's eyes are less weird than Bobbin D's
  • Slap boxing match with feminist Stacy, second one of the night
12

Roredi

Set: Comedian references step back from ledge song, discusses masculinity of going down on girls, but set was interrupted by heckling and restarted.

Interview: Set was restarted due to audience heckling, been doing stand-up 2 years, works as cleaner in houses/apartments and schools, loves boxing and books.

Bits:
  • Going down on a girl is masculine but there's no masculine way to do it
Moments:
  • Set interrupted by audience heckling, had to restart
13

Jet Wood

Set: American living in Sydney 9 years, moved for Australian girl after ski season, jokes about jerking off while headstanding, mother as heavy smoker, cremation, told mother comedy won't translate in Australia.

Interview: American ski bum turned Sydney resident, third time on Kill Tony, fan since episode 30, still works ski industry, girlfriend of 4 years named San (British), proposed to San on stage during episode.

Bits:
  • Only regret when dying is jerking off while doing headstand
  • Mom was heavy smoker, discovered during cremation, told her comedy won't translate in Australia
Moments:
  • Got engaged on stage, first Kill Tony engagement, proposed to girlfriend San
  • Brought girlfriend San (British security specialist) on stage