Kill Tony #427

Set: Nate discusses global warming skepticism, ocean rising concerns, and makes a joke about dead Jews being the best Jews (referencing Jesus). Set features crude humor about Christian perspectives.

Interview: Tony and panel tease Nate about his wrinkled shirt, laundry habits, marriage at age 23 to a 21-year-old wife, and his goal to join the San Antonio Fire Department. Extensive banter about the age he started dating his wife.

Set: Ishmael discusses being half-Arab, half-Hispanic, and gay, comparing himself to Shakira. Talks about not fitting into gay community due to poor fashion and dance skills, and mentions a recovering addict ex-boyfriend.

Interview: Tony learns Ishmael came out at 15, grew up Muslim, was kicked out by his uncle after coming out, attended UT-Austin, and is currently between jobs seeking a sales position in Austin.

Set: Greg discusses his work as a ghostwriter for a 95-year-old client named Karl who makes inappropriate rape/sales jokes. Also jokes about his deceased mother not calling on his birthday and sending cards instead.

Interview: Greg reveals 31 years old, has Master's in creative writing from Old Dominion University, returned to stand-up after 10-year hiatus, recently met a Costa Rican woman through couchsurfing who he danced with at a silent disco.

Set: Justin discusses having a small mouth, making eating bananas difficult, references a cop who noticed his small mouth during a sobriety test, and mentions his speech impediment.

Interview: Justin has muscular dystrophy, works with kids with disabilities, hasn't researched his own condition, from Phoenix, has shows in San Antonio and Houston including sold-out Secret Group show.

Set: Leroy, extremely drunk, makes crude jokes including saying the n-word. Very loose set with minimal coherent material, mostly crowd engagement.

Interview: Leroy confirms he's intoxicated from drinking starting at 9am, admits he didn't prepare at all for the stage, appears too drunk to have substantive interview.

Set: Eric discusses being considerate, jogging in crosswalks, references a middle school substitute teacher Mr. Tubbs who warned about wasting time, jokes about masturbation and Mr. Tubbs appearing in his head.

Interview: Eric is 25, works in online marketing for staffing agency, first time on stage, from San Antonio, has a girlfriend who didn't like Tony's Houston set, she's a GIS analyst who suggested Tony 'be funnier' and likes Amy Schumer.

Set: Logan discusses his mustache, has awkward threesome experience with ex-girlfriend and her future wife, mentions possible drinking/Adderall problems, compares Montana to Texas, discusses drinking culture.

Interview: Logan took 40mg Adderall for the first time tonight before performing, also did cocaine before, is 31 years old, makes pasta for Japanese people (noodle manufacturing), smokes weed and drinks, has slept with older women (MILFs).

Set: Angel discusses being mixed race (Black/Asian), not accepted by either community, being Buddhist and a disgrace to Asians due to interracial relationship, jokes about her broad shoulders and lack of male attention.

Interview: Second appearance on Kill Tony, married since November 2018 Hollywood episode, met wife at Texas State University, wife just hired at Oracle, they're planning one-year anniversary celebration, Angel works as butcher at sushi restaurant.

Set: Nicky tells a dream about Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe in sexual scenario, jokes about power forward meaning power bottom, minimal actual material, set is mostly setup for the dream bit.

Interview: Nicky is regular performer, celebrating one-year anniversary with boyfriend Saturday, recently pulled gun on someone in Dallas alley during suspicious situation, shot the man in the process.

Set: Victoria discusses white privilege, jokes about getting out of speeding ticket, makes joke about Instagram being drug dealer's name for 3D printing cocaine, criticizes PC culture.

Interview: Victoria from North Carolina, first time flying to attend Kill Tony, experienced turbulence during landing, clapped when plane landed, between jobs (previously State Farm/farmers market), attending Houston shows.

Set: Dante discusses closing blinds before masturbating, Starbucks name mispronunciation, dislike of caffeine reminding him of his parents, smoking too much weed and ordering ingredients at drive-thru, nephew getting bullied at school.

Interview: Dante has been doing stand-up 5 years in El Paso, took 10-hour Greyhound bus to San Antonio for Kill Tony, returns to El Paso tomorrow, is a teacher by trade (license expired), considering switching to ESL teaching, speaks Italian.