Bernie Man
Bernie Man has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Comedy about California's low birth rate, being single, Lord of the Rings obsession, jokes about having a girlfriend vs LOTR preference using Gandalf reference.
- California's low birth rate - single by choice for LOTR
- Looked through Bilbo's window, saw infinite loneliness instead
- Girlfriend chose between her and LOTR - said 'You shall not pass'
Bernie's set covers sexual grunting sounds, jokes about dating Mormons vs Catholics, transgender/Special Olympics references, stripper pricing, country music and incest, and a response song to Katy Perry's 'Bon Appétit'.
- Mormon girls let you have multiple girlfriends; Catholic girls allow anal.
- Stripper pricing should be half-off for trans strippers dancing for trans customers.