Bud Galloway
Bud Galloway has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Bud joked about his mother insisting he kiss her on the lips, LA's talent-based commercial casting (HPV money, small dick money), and being typecast as a gay racist. The set bombed significantly.
- Pandemic excuse to stop kissing his mother on the lips anymore.
- LA has commercial roles for every talent: HPV gets you residuals; small dick gets you $300 buyout.
- Typecast as gay racist, so he has plenty of work in Hollywood.
Self-deprecating material about being mistaken for celebrities, developing confidence/big dick attitude for Hollywood, inappropriate sweater and stained sweatpants appearance, and background as landscaper/drug dealer.
- Gets mistaken for celebrity nobody in LA, people assume he's talentless dick poser.
- Has iPhone 6 sized penis; needs big dick attitude to make it in Hollywood.
Jokes about Florida being phallic, southern women being different from LA women, and wordplay around cocktails and cocaine.
- Florida is the most phallic state, where the balls would be if America had balls.
- LA women ask what you've produced versus southern women who take cocaine.
- Wordplay on 'cocktail' and 'cock tease' about LA women.
Bud discusses his roommate Dave who lives on his couch, uses drugs as currency, and never pays rent. He tries to hit on Whole Foods cashiers while paying with food stamps.
- Roommate uses drugs as currency, pays Uber with Adderall
- Can't hit on Whole Foods cashier while paying with food stamps
Galloway discussed the difficulty of getting rent from a female roommate, a scary driving incident where he heard his masculinity leave his body, and claimed he wasn't a landscaper despite being one.
- Difficult to get rent money from female roommate who lives there
- Heard masculinity leave body crossing traffic like Jason Statham