Kill Tony #565 — Shane Gillis, Mark Normand

Set: Hans opened with observations about PTSD storytellers, temperature confusion, and whether traps should be legal. The set was weaker than usual and received notably less laughter.

Interview: Hans discussed his recent breakup over a homeless lady distraction and parking pass incident, and his sold-out shows in Dallas. He revealed he's starting to buy new clothes from Amazon.

Set: Eric, a Swedish drummer, attempted physical comedy after watching a John Belushi documentary. He made several false joke setups about not having a girlfriend and being single, struggling significantly with the material.

Interview: Eric disclosed this was only his second time doing stand-up ever (first a year ago). He revealed he's a professional musician visiting from Sweden for the week and will return next Monday to watch the show again.

Set: Bear opened with PC culture observations, made jokes about being married to a woman in a wheelchair (no love can run away), and compared stairs to dildos. He performed a rap-rock verse that surprised the audience.

Interview: Bear revealed his real name is Lloyd, he's been doing stand-up for six years, works in commercial acting and part-time at Flappers Comedy Club in LA. He discussed keeping his Intel-commercial-inspired mullet for five years after being paid to get it cut that way.

Set: Michael performed three minutes of new material about having Lou Gehrig's disease, claiming to be Hitler reincarnated, making controversial jokes about Russian wives vs. adopting Black babies, and Father's Day/Juneteenth observations.

Interview: Michael discussed his experience at the UFC event at Moody Center, complaining about scary ramps and lack of accessible facilities. He mentioned his Spanish nurse girlfriend, begging strangers for beer, and thanked a fan who bought him drinks.

Set: Bud joked about his mother insisting he kiss her on the lips, LA's talent-based commercial casting (HPV money, small dick money), and being typecast as a gay racist. The set bombed significantly.

Interview: Bud revealed this was actually his fourth appearance (all in LA), he was on The Connors playing 'drunk guy at bar', and he makes money moving people's possessions and helping Red Band move to Austin. He's from Tallahassee, visiting from LA and Florida.

Set: Trey made jokes about his name meaning 'serving size', his girlfriend 'appetizer' coming before him, being lonely and using dating apps, and joking about Chili's appetizers. Strong set with crowd approval.

Interview: Trey revealed he's from Knoxville, Tennessee and has been in Austin for almost a year working at Vulcan Gas Company 3-4 days a week. He discussed favorite Austin restaurants (criticizing Terry Black's brisket for being too fatty), dating success in Austin, and his past as a youth minister.

Set: Tonali made a dated 'little Italian in me' joke about her Italian husband, discussed being 9 months into comedy, made a cocaine joke, and discussed how everyone tells new comedians what to do. The set was poorly received.

Interview: Tonali revealed she's from El Paso, driving a comedy mentor to gigs, works in casino surveillance in Southern Park, New Mexico, has two kids (ages 22 and 16), and recently got her maiden name back after divorce.

Set: Joe made observations about dating apps and the contradictions of people with progressive pronouns, vaccination status, and Trump 2024 support. He noted these profile combinations don't actually exist.

Interview: Joe revealed he's been in Austin for 6 months, works in coding for an accounting company, performs on the road, and previously played guitar. He's Tonali's comedy mentor/driver and mentioned a drunken prior encounter with Mark Normand in Bridgeport.

Set: William opened by noting his 'parents' last week were actors, joked about Juneteenth to Hispanic audience, made R. Kelly age jokes about young waitresses at Chuck E. Cheese, confused a rainbow waffle flag as Ukrainian, and did Billy Ocean 'kidnapping' jokes.

Interview: William discussed his parents visiting Austin and forcing him to get a haircut after criticizing his appearance. He revealed attending January 6 Capitol riot with his parents, recently made spaghetti following his mother's recipe, and is making $250k/week on Cameo with 450 customers.

Interview: Shane is a main panel guest who was at Joe Rogan's show earlier that day where he drank 18 beers. He discussed his drinking capacity, engaged in banter with William Montgomery about being called 'Mister Gillis', and participated throughout the episode as a panelist making jokes.

Interview: Mark is a main panel guest who appeared on Joe Rogan's show earlier that day and had whiskeys. He made jokes throughout the episode, recognized Joe Bagley from a prior Bridgeport encounter where they got drunk together and used Vyvanse, and participated in banter.