Corduroy Xavier

Corduroy tells a dark story about childhood trauma including breaking his arm on a BMX bike, sexual abuse by a youth pastor, and violent punishment from his father. He connects these experiences to explaining his adult kinks and fetishes.

• Parents sent him down pitch-black basement after breaking arm and losing tooth
• Explains his kinks and fetishes stem from childhood trauma

First-time stand-up performer with absurdist observations about eating, trains, operating TV remotes, and awkward uncomfortable moments comparing them to creepy scenarios.

• Eating closer to trash than mouth; girlfriend enjoyed trains.
• Operating flat-screen TV without remote like creepy Justin kid fondling.