Kill Tony #440 — Donnell Rawlings
Guests: Donnell Rawlings
Lineup
Set: First-time stand-up performer with absurdist observations about eating, trains, operating TV remotes, and awkward uncomfortable moments comparing them to creepy scenarios.
Interview: Donnell emphasized that despite limited punchlines, he had presence and swag. Corduroy revealed it was his first time ever doing stand-up and that he spent 10 years managing a vegan, zero-contact strip club in Portland.
- Eating closer to trash than mouth; girlfriend enjoyed trains.
- Operating flat-screen TV without remote like creepy Justin kid fondling.
- Donnell nearly continued Corduroy's joke after the time expired, breaking his own rule against interrupting the comedian's set
- Revealed he ran world's first vegan, zero-contact strip club in Portland
Set: Eight-month stand-up comic and Muay Thai fighter discussing rehab experiences, meat-eating dangers, and bathroom masturbation anxiety during dates.
Interview: Anthony discussed his professional fighting record (11-5 pro in Thailand), new Airbnb back house rental business, and family trauma including an addicted uncle who destroyed his home while dying of cancer.
- Girl in rehab complained about meat while there for heroin addiction.
- Getting warm feeling during date leads to bathroom masturbation panic.
- Donnell joked that he looks like Casper the ghost's brother 'Stretch'
- Discussed traumatic uncle with cancer who was an ex-drug addict and destroyed his house
Set: Rapid-fire joke setup and punchlines about first words, bank robbery, gun manuals, and Crocs, demonstrating strong professional joke writing and delivery.
Interview: William discussed losing 20 pounds through working out, his parents' visit from Tennessee, recent sexual encounter with a woman while having Hepatitis C and B, and sadness over a relationship issue.
- First words 'mom and papa,' last words 'bungee cord feels loose'
- Bank robbery: after threatening teller with gun, don't ask for deposit slip.
- Wearing Crocs means you can assemble an AK-47.
- Donnell complimented his Ghost movie look and Crocs making him believable as dangerous
- Donnell compared William's belly to pregnant Darlene from the band
Set: 23-year-old Air Force PJ candidate doing observational humor about making women uncomfortable by leaving conversations, flipping the me-too movement, and self-care through masturbation and candles.
Interview: Brandon discussed enlisting in Air Force for Special Forces paratrooper (PJ) role, influenced by aunt, disclosed mother does clerical work and father does construction, both potentially Mexican despite appearing white.
- Make women uncomfortable by leaving when they sit next to you.
- Flipped me-too: girl thought she'd get laid, he jerked off instead.
- Treated himself with candles and cake instead of sex.
- New LED lighting system caused seizure-inducing light issues during his interview
- Donnell wrote down 'WTF' during Brandon's set while not interrupting
- Donnell called him 'dark Kent' and couldn't determine if he looked like victim or assailant
Adam M
Set: Pulled from audience, performed awkwardly about foster care background, looking like gay Pidgeotto, new stepdad responsibilities, blanked out halfway through set and asked for help.
Interview: Adam was a long-time listener (hour-long commutes) who aged out of foster care at 18 after 7 years in system starting at age 11. Donnell became frustrated with him for not leading with foster care story and being untalented.
- I look like a gay Pidgeotto with bad hair.
- Became stepdad with all responsibility and no pleasure.
- Donnell severely roasted Adam for being a bad performer and not leading with foster care story
- Donnell threatened to 'aid him in Benjamin buttons you straight back into foster care'
- Microphone cable disconnected during his interview, ending segment abruptly
Set: Observational set about cousin's death despite fundraising for heart transplant, funeral planning, and roasting himself about appearance and clothing.
Interview: Donnell and David had an intense exchange where David roasted Donnell harshly, Donnell responded with mutual roasting. They discussed respecting each other as comedians despite their verbal sparring.
- Cousin died despite raising $250k for new heart, wasted opportunity.
- Could have had ferris wheel at funeral, platinum casket with puppeteers.
- Extended verbal roasting battle between David and Donnell where both attacked each other relentlessly for several minutes
- Donnell tapped out from roasting, giving David standing ovation mid-show
- Donnell praised David as funny and fearless despite the battle
Set: 70-year-old woman claiming she was Trump's wife in past life, lived in green house with him for millennia, now a medium claiming to contact Kobe Bryant.
Interview: Donnell was initially critical but then praised her for having passion despite her rambling, incoherent material. Mary revealed she's 77, has 86-year-old husband, and claims psychic medium abilities.
- I was Trump's wife in past life, stuck together for millennia.
- I'm a medium with a pimple nose, look like a witch.
- Found my bra in garbage at Union Rescue Mission where I live.
- Donnell gave her a second minute despite weak set, praising her passion and commitment to performing
- Donnell threatened to have her 86-year-old husband speak to her
- Mary claimed to channel Kobe Bryant who was upset at her for smiling at his funeral
Set: 2-year stand-up comic about parents' pending divorce discovered via psychic, dating troubled man named Eric with restraining order and three diseases.
Interview: Lorraine works 12 years as cocktail server at hotel bar in LA, been doing stand-up for 2 years, met boyfriend on Hinge dating app 6 months ago who works in radio at a Latino station.
- Mom and dad divorcing in 6 months, found out from psychic first.
- Boyfriend Eric has restraining order, no job, and three terminal diseases.
- Weighs 35 pounds more than boyfriend, yet hopes to be stepmom.
- Donnell immediately offered to give her another minute without being asked
- Dave Gunther danced with Lorraine doing salsa, resulting in pregnancy joke
- Joel Jimenez made accurate white Honda Civic observation
Set: Comic with ALS/Lou Gehrig's disease doing dark material about assisted suicide, lost motor control, inability to use condoms, dating challenges, and fighting while in wheelchair.
Interview: Donnell asked if he told comedians Michael was dying, praised him as sanguine and confident. Michael discussed performing despite ALS diagnosis, comedy special on Pornhub, and upcoming Skank Fest Houston.
- Wish to be suffocated by walls, lost journey in hands.
- Can't put condom on with lost hand control, old-fashioned guy.
- Won't let wheelchair beat him, going to be king and reason.
- Michael said n-word during set, Donnell praised him for it
- Donnell and Michael had respectful exchange about his defiant attitude toward his disease
- Michael brought a bicycle chain on stage as part of his bit
Set: Fourth-time performer discussing parents thinking he's gay, reading a good book with closet metaphor, childhood pretending to be horses, and changing terminology for online banking.
Interview: Liam is 23, turning 23 tomorrow, fourth stand-up performance, actor on visa working on hospital TV show, lives with roommates, recently had sex with female roommate.
- Parents think I'm gay because I read about closets.
- Pretended to be horses with cousin eating raw hay shirtless.
- Call online banking 'portal' instead; should change it to be more exciting.
- Donnell almost interrupted during final set, catching himself mid-interjection
- Joel made Joaquin Phoenix Joker comparison to Liam
- Revealed he recently had sex with female roommate after shortening his reach