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Kill Tony #440 — Donnell Rawlings

📅 March 2, 2020 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 10 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Donnell Rawlings

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Lineup

1

Corduroy Xavier

Set: First-time stand-up performer with absurdist observations about eating, trains, operating TV remotes, and awkward uncomfortable moments comparing them to creepy scenarios.

Interview: Donnell emphasized that despite limited punchlines, he had presence and swag. Corduroy revealed it was his first time ever doing stand-up and that he spent 10 years managing a vegan, zero-contact strip club in Portland.

Bits:
  • Eating closer to trash than mouth; girlfriend enjoyed trains.
  • Operating flat-screen TV without remote like creepy Justin kid fondling.
Moments:
  • Donnell nearly continued Corduroy's joke after the time expired, breaking his own rule against interrupting the comedian's set
  • Revealed he ran world's first vegan, zero-contact strip club in Portland
2

Anthony Cardoza

Set: Eight-month stand-up comic and Muay Thai fighter discussing rehab experiences, meat-eating dangers, and bathroom masturbation anxiety during dates.

Interview: Anthony discussed his professional fighting record (11-5 pro in Thailand), new Airbnb back house rental business, and family trauma including an addicted uncle who destroyed his home while dying of cancer.

Bits:
  • Girl in rehab complained about meat while there for heroin addiction.
  • Getting warm feeling during date leads to bathroom masturbation panic.
Moments:
  • Donnell joked that he looks like Casper the ghost's brother 'Stretch'
  • Discussed traumatic uncle with cancer who was an ex-drug addict and destroyed his house
3

William Montgomery

RegularPanel

Set: Rapid-fire joke setup and punchlines about first words, bank robbery, gun manuals, and Crocs, demonstrating strong professional joke writing and delivery.

Interview: William discussed losing 20 pounds through working out, his parents' visit from Tennessee, recent sexual encounter with a woman while having Hepatitis C and B, and sadness over a relationship issue.

Bits:
  • First words 'mom and papa,' last words 'bungee cord feels loose'
  • Bank robbery: after threatening teller with gun, don't ask for deposit slip.
  • Wearing Crocs means you can assemble an AK-47.
Moments:
  • Donnell complimented his Ghost movie look and Crocs making him believable as dangerous
  • Donnell compared William's belly to pregnant Darlene from the band
4

Brandon McGee

Set: 23-year-old Air Force PJ candidate doing observational humor about making women uncomfortable by leaving conversations, flipping the me-too movement, and self-care through masturbation and candles.

Interview: Brandon discussed enlisting in Air Force for Special Forces paratrooper (PJ) role, influenced by aunt, disclosed mother does clerical work and father does construction, both potentially Mexican despite appearing white.

Bits:
  • Make women uncomfortable by leaving when they sit next to you.
  • Flipped me-too: girl thought she'd get laid, he jerked off instead.
  • Treated himself with candles and cake instead of sex.
Moments:
  • New LED lighting system caused seizure-inducing light issues during his interview
  • Donnell wrote down 'WTF' during Brandon's set while not interrupting
  • Donnell called him 'dark Kent' and couldn't determine if he looked like victim or assailant
5

Adam M

Set: Pulled from audience, performed awkwardly about foster care background, looking like gay Pidgeotto, new stepdad responsibilities, blanked out halfway through set and asked for help.

Interview: Adam was a long-time listener (hour-long commutes) who aged out of foster care at 18 after 7 years in system starting at age 11. Donnell became frustrated with him for not leading with foster care story and being untalented.

Bits:
  • I look like a gay Pidgeotto with bad hair.
  • Became stepdad with all responsibility and no pleasure.
Moments:
  • Donnell severely roasted Adam for being a bad performer and not leading with foster care story
  • Donnell threatened to 'aid him in Benjamin buttons you straight back into foster care'
  • Microphone cable disconnected during his interview, ending segment abruptly
6

David Lucas

RegularPanel

Set: Observational set about cousin's death despite fundraising for heart transplant, funeral planning, and roasting himself about appearance and clothing.

Interview: Donnell and David had an intense exchange where David roasted Donnell harshly, Donnell responded with mutual roasting. They discussed respecting each other as comedians despite their verbal sparring.

Bits:
  • Cousin died despite raising $250k for new heart, wasted opportunity.
  • Could have had ferris wheel at funeral, platinum casket with puppeteers.
Moments:
  • Extended verbal roasting battle between David and Donnell where both attacked each other relentlessly for several minutes
  • Donnell tapped out from roasting, giving David standing ovation mid-show
  • Donnell praised David as funny and fearless despite the battle
7

Mary Loulu

Set: 70-year-old woman claiming she was Trump's wife in past life, lived in green house with him for millennia, now a medium claiming to contact Kobe Bryant.

Interview: Donnell was initially critical but then praised her for having passion despite her rambling, incoherent material. Mary revealed she's 77, has 86-year-old husband, and claims psychic medium abilities.

Bits:
  • I was Trump's wife in past life, stuck together for millennia.
  • I'm a medium with a pimple nose, look like a witch.
  • Found my bra in garbage at Union Rescue Mission where I live.
Moments:
  • Donnell gave her a second minute despite weak set, praising her passion and commitment to performing
  • Donnell threatened to have her 86-year-old husband speak to her
  • Mary claimed to channel Kobe Bryant who was upset at her for smiling at his funeral
8

Loren Lopez

Set: 2-year stand-up comic about parents' pending divorce discovered via psychic, dating troubled man named Eric with restraining order and three diseases.

Interview: Lorraine works 12 years as cocktail server at hotel bar in LA, been doing stand-up for 2 years, met boyfriend on Hinge dating app 6 months ago who works in radio at a Latino station.

Bits:
  • Mom and dad divorcing in 6 months, found out from psychic first.
  • Boyfriend Eric has restraining order, no job, and three terminal diseases.
  • Weighs 35 pounds more than boyfriend, yet hopes to be stepmom.
Moments:
  • Donnell immediately offered to give her another minute without being asked
  • Dave Gunther danced with Lorraine doing salsa, resulting in pregnancy joke
  • Joel Jimenez made accurate white Honda Civic observation
9

Michael Lehrer

Set: Comic with ALS/Lou Gehrig's disease doing dark material about assisted suicide, lost motor control, inability to use condoms, dating challenges, and fighting while in wheelchair.

Interview: Donnell asked if he told comedians Michael was dying, praised him as sanguine and confident. Michael discussed performing despite ALS diagnosis, comedy special on Pornhub, and upcoming Skank Fest Houston.

Bits:
  • Wish to be suffocated by walls, lost journey in hands.
  • Can't put condom on with lost hand control, old-fashioned guy.
  • Won't let wheelchair beat him, going to be king and reason.
Moments:
  • Michael said n-word during set, Donnell praised him for it
  • Donnell and Michael had respectful exchange about his defiant attitude toward his disease
  • Michael brought a bicycle chain on stage as part of his bit
10

Liam Sullivan

Set: Fourth-time performer discussing parents thinking he's gay, reading a good book with closet metaphor, childhood pretending to be horses, and changing terminology for online banking.

Interview: Liam is 23, turning 23 tomorrow, fourth stand-up performance, actor on visa working on hospital TV show, lives with roommates, recently had sex with female roommate.

Bits:
  • Parents think I'm gay because I read about closets.
  • Pretended to be horses with cousin eating raw hay shirtless.
  • Call online banking 'portal' instead; should change it to be more exciting.
Moments:
  • Donnell almost interrupted during final set, catching himself mid-interjection
  • Joel made Joaquin Phoenix Joker comparison to Liam
  • Revealed he recently had sex with female roommate after shortening his reach