Daniel Sheppard
Daniel Sheppard has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Observational comedy about black guy in Hummer, black technician, asking gay friend what being gay is like; joke about sucking cock.
- Black guy in Hummer must have stolen it
- Asked gay friend what being gay is like; he said 'sucks cock'
Daniel discusses his age confusion, references popular TV shows, makes sushi jokes about the hood, and ends with a lawyer joke.
- Turning 26 but looks great for 36; mistook Sopranos and Friends for recent shows.
- Friends is basically Seinfeld but about Jennifer Aniston's nipples.
- Black lawyer wordplay: what do you call one? A brother-in-law.
Daniel's set lasted approximately 45 seconds with crude jokes about pornography addiction, fat women, and Target mannequins. Notably weak performance for fourth-year comedian.
- Had to take break from porn because no fat girls worked anymore.
Daniel discusses his aunt's murder featured in Netflix's Confession Killer, interrupting sex to watch family tragedy, and jokes about administering Plan B to his girlfriend without his conservative mother knowing.
- Aunt murdered in 1979 in Netflix series; interrupted sex to watch family tragedy, couldn't help cumming.
- Mother thinks Plan B is murder; given it thousands of times making him a serial killer.