Gerardo Alarcon
Gerardo Alarcon has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Gerardo discussed working at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, cooking large portions of chicken and ribs for Gryffindor customers who asked annoying questions about houses and Quidditch.
- Harry Potter customers asked which house he was in while he just cooked
- Served massive 25-pound plates of chicken, ribs, peas and carrots
Gerardo did extended bits about cholos with sweet names, particularly one named Cookie, including jokes about homophobia, yoga comparisons to gang signs, and cookie-based metaphors about life.
- Cholos with sweet names like Cookie are scary; Cookie was homophobic when friend Spider came out.
- Yoga poses are like gang signs with your body; tells tough cholo 'yoga poses are gang signs'.
Claims to be French-Mexican, makes jokes about French and Mexican stereotypes (thieves, stealing). Talks about smoking pot, job interview at Amazon where he felt confident taking selfies, then faced drug test and had to leave.
- French-Mexican identity claims, French are thieves, Mexicans steal in Spanish.
- Confident pot smoker at Amazon orientation takes selfies, then fails drug test.