Jake Coulter
Jake Coulter has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jake jokes about thinking bestiality creates mythical creatures like werewolves, centaurs, and mermaids, and his plan to scuba dive to find mermaids.
- Thought bestiality was illegal because it creates werewolves and centaurs.
- Wanted to find mermaid and convince her to take his kid's voice away.
Jake jokes about the horror movie 'Teeth' inspiring him to check for monsters when eating girls out, and eating Black girls' asses to check butthole color for luck based on his dad's superstition.
- Movie 'Teeth' made him eat girls out to check for monsters
- Dad said black cats bad luck unless pink butthole; eats Black girls asses
Jake jokes about having chicken legs to attract black women, compares WWE to female orgasms, and makes observations about not being a morning person and clowns.
- People say I have chicken legs like it's a choice to attract black women.
- WWE is like female orgasm; if I enjoy it, doesn't matter if fake.