Lorenzo Tyree
Lorenzo Tyree has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jokes about two night stands for bedroom symmetry, hooked up with girl on Sixth Street, went down on her, she had vaginal yeast infection (VIII), punchline: 'I'll take the mac, you keep the cheese'.
- Don't do one night stands anymore, do two so bedroom looks even
- Hooked up drunk, girl said she had DUI/VIII (yeast infection), 'I'll take the mac'
Lorenzo discusses not donating to thrift stores due to poverty, growing up poor with his grandmother, and reusing grocery bags as trash cans.
- Too poor to donate to thrift stores, would see hand-me-downs
Lorenzo discusses being called 'big pointy ears' as a kid and asking his grandma if his dad was an elf, only to learn he was deported. Follows with more family backstory.
- Kid mocked his pointy ears asking if dad was elf; grandma said he's deported.
- Dad was absent due to deportation; explains why he knew what that meant young.