Malia Sias
Malia Sias has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Material about extreme poverty in New York, contrasting luxury dog hotel amenities ($79/night) with homelessness and her own struggles couch-surfing with minimal belongings.
- Luxury dog hotel $79/night while homeless person sits outside; she couch-surfs with one change of underwear.
- Dog gets spa facials and pedicures while she eats dollar pizza; dog watches Fox and Hound.
Discusses not wanting babies, compares pregnancy to ordering pizza (guy injects, girl has to make/deliver). Lazy about motherhood, likes kids but not raising them.
- Guys inject pepperoni pizza, girls have to make/cook/deliver it and check Yelp reviews.
- Two people create creature and shoot it out of private parts, that's a miracle.