Patricia Guzman
Patricia Guzman has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jokes about husband being gay (with twist that he gave her gay baby), easier immigration for current immigrants vs her childhood jail, mistaking Black women for chocolate in shower as child.
- Married to gay husband, jokes on her, now pregnant with his 'gay baby'.
- As 4-year-old thought Black women were chocolate, wanted to lick them in shower.
Patricia roasts her husband Sergio ruthlessly, joking about his potential infidelity, her love of his sweaty balls, accidentally murdering pets, and her Cuban swimming origins. Sharp self-deprecating humor.
- Been with Sergio 11 years, he's never cheated; wondering if he's gay
- Enjoy smelling husband's sweaty balls; they smell like Parmesan cheese
- Accidentally murdered multiple pets but can't be called serial killer