Samantha Blumenthal
Samantha Blumenthal has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jewish woman with German Shepherd dog having breastfeeding problems; uses dog bathroom habits as metaphor for disappointing relationships.
- Got German Shepherd named after grandfather; wishes someone warned about breastfeeding issues
- Dog taking long time to poop reminds her how ex felt trying to make her come
Set about rhythmic gymnastics credentials, resting astrology face, believing in minerals not astrology, father fucking her best friend Diana Ray, father being bar mitzvah DJ, and having daddy issues without parental contact.
- Resting astrology face joke; believes in minerals, not astrology or tarot.
- Father fucked her best friend Diana Ray who is hot; he's a bar mitzvah DJ.
- Has daddy issues despite not talking to father; friends say so but she doesn't care.