Steve Torelli

Adopted from Colombia. Jokes about country exporting cocaine, coffee, and orphans. Parents probably wanted white baby but waiting list too long, celebrities can't even get white babies (Brad Pitt adopted from Africa). References Little Orphan Annie singing better than him.

• Colombia exports cocaine, coffee, orphans - he's the orphan.
• Parents probably wanted white baby but waiting list too long like celebrities.

Short Hispanic comedian with long arms describes his filthy apartment, riding the bus, and how girls look better on public transit.

• Dirty apartment makes people think he's squatting or murdered the owner
• Girls look better on the bus due to low standards of comparison