Kill Tony #250 — Greg Fitzsimmons
Guests: Greg Fitzsimmons
Lineup
Set: Irish newcomer jokes about his mother's Facebook habits, his recent move from Ireland with 29 roommates in Echo Park, and his experience as a waiter.
Interview: Tony and Greg learn Aaron just moved to LA two weeks ago, lives in a house with 29 roommates paying $700/month, and recently had sex in his pod with a Wisconsin girl.
- Mother takes Facebook quizzes, got Princess Elsa but is Hunchback of Belfast
- 29 roommates at $700/month in four-bedroom house with pods
- Aaron reveals he had sex in his pod during first week in LA
- Tony jokes about turning 29 roommates into profit scheme
Set: Gay comedian from Pittsburgh discusses being gay since childhood, his high school coming-out story involving making out with punk band members, and his vanilla sexuality.
Interview: Tony discovers John has a very feminine voice despite masculine appearance, is 35, has been doing stand-up for 11 years, and works cleaning houses for low pay.
- Born in 80s with feminine voice, sounded gay as kid calling friends
- Coming out in high school led to everyone experimenting with him
- Tony notes dramatic contrast between John's appearance and his voice
- John admits to stuffing carrots in his butt
Set: Short Hispanic comedian with long arms describes his filthy apartment, riding the bus, and how girls look better on public transit.
Interview: Greg and Tony explore Steve's unusual physical proportions, masturbation technique (slow slapping motion learned at 15), work in retirement home, and creepy neighbor listening habits.
- Dirty apartment makes people think he's squatting or murdered the owner
- Girls look better on the bus due to low standards of comparison
- Extensive interview about Steve's unique masturbation technique done since age 15
- Tony compares Steve to Baba Booey due to physical proportions
Ichabod
Set: Homeless character from Las Vegas does absurdist set about sending dick pic to Kathy Griffin, cutting off head with steak knife, and daily habits.
Interview: Tony learns Ichabod took 6-7 hour Greyhound bus from Las Vegas, lives with uncle Ron who is a cocaine-using blackjack dealer, DJs at dive bar, and dances naked to Lady Gaga alone.
- Sent dick pic to Kathy Griffin as joke, cut head off with steak knife
- Diet consists of Coca-Cola, Cheerios, fish sticks, and normal tree sticks
- Ichabod announces he dances naked to Lady Gaga Born This Way when alone
- Tony notes Ichabod took 6-7 hour greyhound bus and plans to sleep in tent
Set: Black comedian from Kansas City discusses being comfortable enough for Africans to trash-talk other Black people around him, gas station encounter with African man.
Interview: Glenn is on show for first time, moved to LA 1.5 years ago, does temp work and Postmates, plays acoustic guitar and sings country music, plays drums.
- Just Black enough that Africans feel comfortable trashing other Black people
- Gas station encounter with African man assuming he's from Africa
- Glenn performs original country song about relationship with lyrics 'she wants all of the above'
- Glenn plays drums in drum battle with Mexican drummer Joel Berg
Set: 24-year-old from Raleigh, NC uses only word 'bitch' to call women, discusses lack of vocabulary and how term is overused.
Interview: Eric lives in car, dropped out of college, is bipolar manic-depressive off medication, had only oral sex, lost virginity in car to Black girl from psych ward, has upcoming Amazon interviews.
- Only calls women 'bitch', overuses term, no vocabulary variety
- Eric reveals he's 24-year-old virgin who only received oral sex in psych ward
- Tony notes Eric has verbal tics and anger issues toward women
- Eric describes bipolar diagnosis but refuses medication, uses walks to manage
Set: Detroit comic new to LA, jokes about girlfriend thinking he's cheating, unexpected bucket pull, and joke about Chrysler hiring.
Interview: Darius moved to LA two months ago, lives on couches, girlfriend is back in Detroit as equipment manager, does standing room only extra work, sleeps until noon.
- Girlfriend thinks he's cheating, he actually is
- People keep telling him Chrysler is hiring, received text twice
- Darius initially doesn't want to go up but Tony pushes him to perform
Set: Wee Man (Jackass star) discusses 11-inch femur rod from spiral fracture, TSA airport security experiences with fake cavity checks.
Interview: Wee Man owns Chronic Tacos restaurants, flies weekly, trains for American Ninja Warrior, drinks wine now after 4-year sobriety from alcohol poisoning, opening Japan location.
- 11-inch femur rod creates TSA complications, mistaken for cavity checks
- Wee Man describes how he got femur spiral fracture doing 50/50 grind on mini-ramp
- Wee Man reveals he owns Chronic Tacos with locations in Burbank, Long Beach, Glendale, NC, Hawaii
Set: 37-year-old comedian with rescue pitbull describes apartment rental discrimination against pit bulls, solution of putting blond wig on dog to pass as golden retriever.
Interview: Tyson been in LA one year, from Dallas, does stand-up full-time and acting, been on American Ninja Warrior twice, sells t-shirts with titties print, been on multiple reality dating shows.
- Pitbull discrimination in apartments solved by blond wig, dog identifies as golden retriever
- Tyson reveals he's been on American Ninja Warrior twice, first comedian on show
- Tyson admits to poor dating luck in LA due to ghosting, different from Texas