Steven Belkowski
Steven Belkowski has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Quarantine dating jokes about Tinder bio, pescatarian girlfriend, inability to have kids, and jokes about ketamine, psychedelics, and difficult conversations with children.
- Tinder bio: has Hulu/HBO, seeking girl with Netflix/Disney Plus and no gag reflex
- Can't answer kid questions about cocaine because you giggle and ask if they have any
Steven talks about calling his mom, his parents finding his podcast called 'Virginia is for Druggies,' and them deciding it wasn't appropriate for kids.
- Parents google his name, find podcast 'Virginia is for Druggies' instead
Steven does material about feeling good/high without drugs, then discovering he'd taken Xanax. He tells a story about meditating and realizing he'd consumed half a Xanax bar.
- Felt high and happy, discovered he'd taken three Xanax pills
- Meditated, felt great floating, realized half Xanax bar in hand
Steven discusses not hating cops but hating doing drugs around cool cops, smoking weed as problem-solver, and dropping out of college after smoking pot.
- Cool cops aren't cool by definition, dog not biting doesn't mean won't
- Smoked weed to decide major, dropped out instead