Kill Tony #343 — Jim Gaffigan, Nick Swardson

Set: Andrew discusses fitness culture, depression masked by muscle-building, CBD side effects causing Joe Rogan tattoos, and finding pubic hair on toilet seats as wishes.

Interview: Andrew reveals he's from Boston, works in dialysis, runs ultramarathons, was chased by a bear at mile 86, has a Thai tattoo from age 16, and met his girlfriend of 6 years at the gym.

Set: Forest discusses smoking weed in sixth grade (his parents'), drug stories, and his dad offering him acid.

Interview: Forest reveals he's been doing stand-up 3 years, first time at main room, 29 years old, works in drug rehab marketing, plays disc golf, does jiu-jitsu, went to prison for DUI/accident.

Set: Steven discusses not hating cops but hating doing drugs around cool cops, smoking weed as problem-solver, and dropping out of college after smoking pot.

Interview: Steven clarifies the set is a character, is from northern Colorado/Virginia area, has been doing stand-up 5 years since July in LA, has a dispensary job interview tomorrow at 10am but set alarm for midnight.

Set: Dexter discusses not having sex in 5 years, accidentally getting high on meth by making out with an Asian woman, and Tinder being like an animal shelter.

Interview: Dexter has completely black tattooed eyeballs (2 years), is from Galveston Texas, is a glassblower making eyeballs, said his first time doing stand-up, has a podcast 'white suit black eyes'.

Set: Marco, a Bosnian immigrant who came at age 7, discusses having adult job responsibilities as a bilingual child, doing parents' taxes while learning to write his name, and feeling disconnected from peers.

Interview: Marco has been in US 22 years, is 30 years old, been doing stand-up 4 months, worked at Microsoft as data analyst in Seattle, quit in December, third day in LA visiting, leaving on 6am flight.

Set: William does absurdist material about Jaws: The Revenge, being fired from a circus for bad weight guessing, and non-sequiturs about Biloxi Mississippi and his friend Tony Chin.

Interview: William claims to be in Jaws: The Revenge and Ghost, calls his mother Frances at 3am while high on ephedrine in underwater caves, missing friend Tony Chin, mentions Memphis Zoo, stealing at malls, diverticulitis.

Set: Vee discusses receiving unsolicited dick pics including a large scrotum with no explanation, a batwing (stretched testicles), and a bat signal (batwing with flashlight through it).

Interview: Vee has been doing stand-up 3 years, works in cosmetics/eyeliner, runs three comedy shows in Orange County, has Pomeranian and Chihuahua, been with boyfriend 14 years, received unwanted genital photos.