Kill Tony Russell Peters, Jamar Neighbors
Guests: Russell Peters · Jamar Neighbors
Lineup
Set: Self-employed/unemployed Miami native discussing self-love via Kanye West comparison, Black people and dancing, and deserving handicapped parking.
Interview: Discussed shoe store job where he fell asleep and got fired, survival through hustling, selling plastic things, and moved to LA in October with $305 from selling his 1998 Toyota Avalon.
- Kanye West loves himself so much he'd wear a mask of his own face.
- Black people who can't dance should get handicapped parking spots.
- Tony noted Culpepper has a much deeper voice than his appearance suggests.
- Discussed selling his car for $305 to come to LA, revealed he's been driving on suspended license.
Set: Adult Swim style crude material about a woman with pierced breasts and living situations, heavy profanity.
Interview: Discussed wearing cross-branded clothing, previous appearance, job situation, and frequent questioning habit that annoyed Tony.
- Woman with pierced breast tastes like a roll of quarters.
- Tony repeatedly told him to stop asking questions during the interview.
Set: First-timer from Stockton discussing dating, females vs women, high heels, and pedophiles; observational comedy style.
Interview: Seven months of comedy, moved from Stockton to LA in February, works at roasted chicken Lebanese restaurant, single, has feminine voice qualities, age 33.
- Women in high heels vs flats shows confidence but risk of hammer toes.
- Frustrated pedophiles outside nude clubs with pockets full of candy.
- Russell Peters called him his favorite comedian in a backhanded way.
- Multiple comparisons: Cuba Gooding Jr in Snow Dogs, Price is Right contestant, Paul Mooney, Jason Mraz lost-and-found.
- Discussed taking woman to Pinches Tacos after comedy open mic at Laugh Factory, said he'd 'fuck her ass' at 7:17am.
Set: Travel stories from India and Thailand focused on finding diarrhea instead of spiritual things; plays flute; blog concept 'Eat Pray for Diarrhea'.
Interview: Vegan previous appearance, musician with album on Spotify, spiritual person who studies music and art, born in Germany/Saudi Arabia/Tennessee, military family background, named by yoga master Nithyananda ten years ago (birth name Corey).
- Searched for God in India, found diarrhea instead.
- Blog titled 'Eat Pray for Diarrhea' riffing on Elizabeth Gilbert.
- Revealed he was renamed by controversial yoga master Nithyananda after studying with him for three years.
- Panel repeatedly insulted him; he had to maintain Zen composure per spiritual training.
- Lives in his car, focuses on nature, parks, and ocean for spiritual practice.
Set: Became a father/step-dad, discusses cousin in jail, restaurant named Delicious was nasty, ATM joke, mother's prayer about mosquito possibly giving AIDS.
Interview: Recently became step-dad, pregnant/gaining weight, does videos for work, son's name Jaden, lives somewhere (between jobs), son attends private high school, history of hit-and-run in Ohio.
- Cousin mad in jail for two days about not getting money or calls.
- Restaurant called 'Delicious' served nasty food, should rename to 'Hey'.
- Mother prayed mosquito wouldn't give him AIDS instead of using repellent.
- Story about finding out about son: cousin texted he was 4 months pregnant, then 8 months, then baby arrived 10 minutes later.
- Tony asked if he was sure the child was his; confirmed as real son not stepson.
- Maury Povich reference for paternity situation.
Set: Jokes about cousin in jail, restaurant 'Delicious', ATM acronym, mother praying about mosquito AIDS; tight observational style.
Interview: North Carolina native, new regular on show, seven months into comedy, homeless (lives in car), plays dice outside Laugh Factory, frequent freelance work, receives cash gifts from panel, advice from Jamar about persistence.
- Cousin upset in jail for two days about no money/calls.
- Viral Instagram story where he roasted a woman on the street who called him the n-word, she broke her husband's nose.
- Russell Peters and Jamar gave him cash on stage as encouragement.
- Jamar gave fatherly advice about persistence and not overthinking comedy.
Set: Opening about Black men being upset seeing him, grandmother believing ISIS puts sharks in Great Lakes, jokes about ATMs, erections, and sexual performance.
Interview: First-timer, stage name J Shebang 'aka the great and powerful n-word baby', real name Jor-El Scoggins, from Detroit/Lansing Michigan area, arrived in LA two months ago, lives in 2005 Cadillac, homeless.
- Grandmother believes ISIS is putting sharks in the Great Lakes.
- ATM joke about 'all the money' misunderstanding.
- Revealed he's been living in his car for two months, parks at Planet Fitness parking lot in Studio City/Sherman Oaks.
- Claims hasn't masturbated in six months, panelists pushed back on this repeatedly.
- Proposed to ex-fiancee in her parents' bedroom in Michigan in 2016, relationship ended partly because she was tired of living in his Cadillac.
- Tony noted he has inside-out pockets, short shorts, and brain matter on his shoes.
Set: Material about marijuana becoming legal and aggressive joint rolling, comparing Bush-Cheney stickers to Trump stickers, father has old sticker.
Interview: Second appearance (was on last week), from Maine, married in May (almost a year), wife is a nonprofit writer, lives on converted school bus with wife, electric skateboard injury (sprained ankle), touring musician/comedian.
- Aggressively rolling joints in public like feminist breastfeeding mom.
- Bush-Cheney stickers now seem reasonable compared to Trump stickers.
- Tony mentioned Handren willed his appearance by praying (got on show same way last week).
- Married, living on converted school bus touring, wife is writer.
- Sprained ankle from electric skateboard that brother gave him for wedding.
- Tony called him out for asking about eating ass on a family show.