KILL TONY Wiki

Kill Tony #283

📅 August 3, 2018 📍 Cinncinnati, OH 🎤 9 comedians

Open on YouTube ↗

Lineup

1

Zachariah Flo

Set: Zachariah discussed his drinking problem and how he doesn't believe his drinking is excessive because he can remember it. He connected drinking to becoming a father and the difficulty of hearing criticism about his habits.

Interview: Tony explored Zachariah's drinking habits, discovering he consumed a half pint of Tito's, two Bud Lights, and two shots of Jack Daniels that night. The interview included an accidental phone call to his father and discussion of his family closeness, work as a gondola operator and graphic designer, and his 5.5-month relationship.

Bits:
  • Drinking problem acceptance due to memory - justifies excessive drinking
  • Becoming a father and drinking go hand-in-hand but he dislikes hearing about it
Moments:
  • Accidental call to his unresponsive father during interview
  • Reveals he has a 2-year-old daughter and is a tattoo artist who plays ukulele
2

David Sheppard

Set: David's set focused on God and procreation, questioning why God created millions of sperm when only one is needed. He explored the absurdity through masturbation and religious doubt.

Interview: Tony discovered David had severely misspelled his own last name as 'Sheppard' on the bucket pull form. The interview revealed David is dyslexic, works as a mailman for three years, and makes jewelry from broken skateboards.

Bits:
  • God created millions of sperm when only one needed, implies God is kinky
  • Prefers dating older, heavier, unattractive women to avoid concerns
Moments:
  • Tony discovers David misspelled his own last name on the bucket form
3

Clay Crump

Set: Clay discussed his drug use, specifically that he doesn't smoke as much weed as he appears to. He talked about heavy coffee drinking damaging his health more than weed, his dark urine from coffee consumption, and his preference for dating older, heavier women.

Interview: Tony learned Clay has been doing stand-up for 11 months from Lexington, Kentucky. He works as an electrical contractor, was in a band called 'The Blue Hippies' that played blues, and discussed a controversial past relationship with a Navy SEAL's wife.

Bits:
  • Coffee damages health more than weed; kidney damage from French Roast
  • Prefers dating older, worn-out women like old t-shirts with holes
Moments:
  • Reveals detailed story of sleeping with Navy SEAL's wife while SEAL was in house
  • Tony praises his raw honesty about dating preferences
4

Zach Metz

Set: Zach's set opened with getting shot in the head on April Fool's Day by a funeral home director's son, and how the shooter's mother bought him a cruise instead of paying medical bills. He discussed gaining 60 pounds afterward and his iPhone photo recognition struggles.

Interview: Tony learned Zach moved to Cincinnati 6 years ago, graduated from University of Cincinnati with degrees in criminal justice and psychology, works as a paralegal in foreclosure law, and has been losing weight through keto with help from Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura.

Bits:
  • Got shot by funeral home director's son; mom bought shooter a cruise
  • Gained 60 pounds, iPhone showed same fat person six times in photos
Moments:
  • Shows scar from gunshot wound bouncing off skull, describes hospital visit in coffin
  • Reveals weight loss journey through keto diet with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura
5

Jeremy Johnston

Set: Jeremy discussed dating people at work and preferring to date people with better jobs. He reflected on his past modeling career and how gaining acne and Crohn's disease changed people's perception of him. He shared a story about his father calling him Johnny instead of Jeremy.

Interview: Tony learned Jeremy is 33 years old, did his first open mic five years ago, worked as a child model in catalogs, currently works in audio-visual at Hollywood Casino and as a cook/doorman at Go Bananas. He has Crohn's disease and discussed how it has affected his relationships and life.

Bits:
  • Stopped dating coworkers because they all have terrible jobs
  • Crohn's disease joke - it's an inside joke (literally, inside his body)
Moments:
  • Reveals he shits his pants frequently due to Crohn's disease
  • Story about father calling him Johnny; realizes this is how he discovered illness
  • Tony and panel make multiple poop/Casper mattress jokes
6

Q Taylor

Set: Q's set covered his recent transition to minimalism due to alcoholism making him unable to afford purchases, a recently had a baby via subcontractor arrangement, and a joke about drinking more in Cincinnati than LA.

Interview: Tony learned Q is a TIG welder working on aerospace parts, has three children from three different mothers (ages 5 weeks, 7, and 12), and has been doing stand-up only 14 times over three years due to working second shift and raising kids.

Bits:
  • Guy quit smoking, now vapes and does coke - drives new car
  • Became minimalist accidentally due to alcoholism draining finances
Moments:
  • Reveals three children from three different mothers
  • Tony criticizes his lack of material and depression
7

Lukas Mateus

Set: Lukas discussed fighting with his girlfriend over a found quarter (heads up), recently becoming a minimalist unknowingly due to alcoholism, and an awkward Walmart late-night trip where he saw odd employees. The set was difficult to understand due to unclear enunciation.

Interview: Tony learned Lukas performed in Cleveland two nights prior, works at a grocery store, lives in Columbus, was adopted from South America, and needs to improve his microphone technique and enunciation for better audience comprehension.

Bits:
  • Found quarter in parking lot, fought with girlfriend about heads-up rule
  • Walmart at 2am is freakshow; employee looks like Goonies character
Moments:
  • Tony notes Lukas performed in Cleveland two nights ago
  • Tony coaching on microphone technique and enunciation
8

Connor Schrader

Set: Connor's set focused on conversations with 'crazy people' including someone who believed intelligence causes paralysis (Stephen Hawking) and another who claimed rain doesn't actually touch you. The jokes played on absurdist logic and observation humor.

Interview: Tony learned Connor is 21 years old, originally from Knoxville Tennessee but lived in Cincinnati 12 years, has experimented with psychedelics (shrooms, LSD, unknown research chemicals), and is studying to be a teacher. He explores abandoned buildings as a hobby.

Bits:
  • Man believed Stephen Hawking's intelligence caused his paralysis
  • Person claimed rain isn't touching you, it's all in your head
Moments:
  • Tony repeatedly mocks Connor's youthful appearance
  • Connor admits to taking unknown drug from stepbrother claiming it was acid
9

Will Moore

Set: Will's set covered taking only three bad dick pictures in his life, inability to be sexy with only 'bear traps' (shoulder hair), difficulty letting go of a sword he bought at 15, and struggling with his past.

Interview: Tony revealed they met when Will was 16 at a comedy show and have been friends since. Will has been doing stand-up almost five years, lives with family and a couple roommates, had a guest role opportunity from a film crew he didn't get, and likes Steak N Shake.

Bits:
  • First two dick pics so bad, third so bad he quit forever
  • Bought a sword at 15, physically can't throw it away
Moments:
  • Tony reveals he met Will four years ago in front row at LA show
  • Will mentioned being in consideration for film role but didn't get it
  • Tony praises Will's polished 5-year comedy development