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Kill Tony #325

📅 February 14, 2019 📍 Ireland 🎤 12 comedians

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Lineup

1

Aidan Shields

Set: Irish-Canadian comedian discusses smoking weed, getting women pregnant, and young mothers changing their Facebook profile pictures.

Interview: Aidan revealed he has two kids (one 1.5 years old, one 14 years old from previous relationships), was injured in a Dublin assault that fractured his hip, teaches English to Mexicans, and uses psychedelics.

Bits:
  • Snoop Dogg glamorized weed; he couldn't talk to people when smoking
  • Young mother changed Facebook to baby picture, looks like Aidan in relationship with baby
Moments:
  • Audience member yelled during his set; Tony reprimanded the heckler
  • Aidan revealed he was sucker-punched and sustained a shattered hip and leg injury in Dublin
  • Aidan asked Tony for a job in Dublin on stage
2

Achim Faegers

Set: German comedian makes jokes about his nationality, losing his grandfather in the Holocaust (as a guard), and driving tired to achieve his death wish.

Interview: Achim is a first-time stand-up performer from Germany who works as a mailman, bike messenger, and tutor. He's touring Europe and will see Tony's shows in Manchester and London.

Bits:
  • Lost grandfather in Holocaust—he was a guard during lunch break
  • Only drives car when tired to achieve sleep-death wish
Moments:
  • First-time stand-up performer received strong applause and Tony's praise; Tony called him a fan
  • Revealed he's flying to Manchester and London for Tony's shows
3

PM Spunk

Set: Hairless spoken-word poet performs rhyming poetry about being defenseless, having a palace in his mind, and looking like Blue Man Group without makeup.

Interview: PM Spunk is 24 years old, just finished chemotherapy, does spoken word as a living, and worked at IKEA. Has a girlfriend of six months with no pubic hair.

Bits:
  • Has no hair, defenseless against water and debris
  • Time after time poetry: if lost in mind palace, will find him
Moments:
  • Tony compared him to Blue Man Group and Eminem with M&M-shaped head
  • Did Tony Hinchcliffe impression while answering questions about his work
  • Panel discovered he works/worked at IKEA selling velcro
4

Chris Ode

Set: First-time performer makes jokes calling out Freddie Mercury, Harvey Weinstein, and Celine Dion; mentions his birthday and a made-up girlfriend from Fukushima.

Interview: Chris is 24, celebrating his birthday, married (not dating), works for a telecom company, and competes in iron stomach competitions eating unusual items.

Bits:
  • Called out Freddie Mercury and Harvey Weinstein in opening
  • Japanese girlfriend from Fukushima joke about tentacle porn
Moments:
  • It's his 24th birthday and he's performing
  • Demonstrated ability to chug Guinness in 3.5 seconds
  • Wife present at show; Tony made crude jokes about her
5

Richie Sheehy

Set: Musical comedian performs original song about detecting quality cocaine, with rhyming verses about smell, taste, and effects. Strong singing voice and performance.

Interview: Richie does musical comedy (3.5 years), went viral on TikTok while on MDMA, lived in Amsterdam as tour guide in red-light district, now on social welfare in Ireland.

Bits:
  • Song: how to tell if you got good blow—smell, taste, numbness checks
Moments:
  • Strong musical performance received significant applause; Tony called him talented
  • Joined the Kill Tony band playing guitar after his set
  • Revealed he went viral on TikTok while on MDMA
6

Ashlee Forbes

Set: First-time female performer with very thick Irish accent; jokes about PC World/Curry's with Indian workers and racist observations about immigration.

Interview: Ashlee is 24/25, unemployed, between industrial cleaning jobs, single, grew up in New Zealand, skateboarded, visited volcanoes, has extended belt.

Bits:
  • PC World store called Curry's with Indian workers—racist observation
Moments:
  • Tony couldn't understand her thick Irish accent for most of set
  • Tony made harsh appearance-based insults comparing her to Geico caveman
  • Audience member heckled; Tony had him removed and audience could pour drinks on him
7

Jim Shepe

Set: First-timer discusses living with parents, father's affair and infidelity lesson, and mother's brutal joke about his hairline looking like Stevie Wonder's egg-frying attempt.

Interview: Jim has been doing comedy less than a year, works in advertising as liaison between clients and production, plays drums, and boyfriend encouraged him to perform.

Bits:
  • Father had affair; told Jim he had good time management with two women
  • Mother: hairline looks like Stevie Wonder's attempt at frying eggs
Moments:
  • Tight set with strong punchline delivery; Salvador praised tight pants and set
  • Participated in drum solo battle against Joel Berg (Joburg Zola Jimenez)
  • Lost drum solo battle to defending champion Joel Berg
8

Scott Stevenson

Set: First-time performer discusses father's infidelity, time management skills of cheaters, watching '12 Years a Slave' repeatedly, and fantasy about having two women.

Interview: Scott saw Aaron McCann on Kill Tony podcast and was inspired. First time doing stand-up. Has a younger brother Jamie (22) also present. Was in New Zealand for rugby.

Bits:
  • Father juggled two women; had better time management than single dad
  • Watched '12 Years a Slave' repeatedly; dad must relate to prison fantasy
Moments:
  • Brother Jamie brought on stage; Tony roasted both for baby-like appearance
  • Tony compared both brothers to babies and rugby balls
  • Scott and brother have genetic baby-face condition
9

Aaron McCann

Set: Seasoned performer (6 years, multiple Kill Tony spots) discusses Tinder in Dublin, astrology-skepticism, Girl Scout cookies as pedophile delivery service.

Interview: Aaron has done 5-6 Kill Tony spots, lives in Dublin but was LA-based. Misses LA freedom but not the constant self-pleasure/gaming. Plans to become major Irish comedian.

Bits:
  • Virgo means parents had sex around Christmas
  • Girl Scout cookies are delivery service for pedophiles
Moments:
  • Returning Kill Tony performer; had appeared 5-6 times prior
  • Tony praised him and predicted major comedy career success
10

Jack Burn

Set: First-time performer discusses punching ginger guys, substance abuse (olive oil addiction), and feminist complaints about male gaze being tired and hypocritical.

Interview: Jack cleans bars (4-5 years), found various items on bar floor, resells stolen phones to Chinese people, does Ali Wong impressions.

Bits:
  • Punched by ginger; wanted to murder black men for 5 weeks
  • Friend's olive oil addiction—started as weekend thing, became serious
Moments:
  • Sang 'Sittin on the Dock of the Bay' with band backup
  • Tony loved his singing; asked for encore-style reprise
11

Tony Zuniga

Set: American from Ohio/Michigan, first time performing. Jokes about having a baby wife vs. owning dog, asking dog owners creepy questions about breed.

Interview: Tony is American from Michigan/Ohio living in Dublin 2 years. Married to Irish woman; met on New Year's Eve in NYC Times Square. Works abroad.

Bits:
  • Wife had baby; they prefer dogs; what questions can't you ask dog owners
Moments:
  • Tony only did 46 seconds instead of full 60-second set; bombed
  • Tony decided to replace him with Irish comedian Gordo Brennan instead
12

Gordo Brennan

Set: Final performer: discusses being single on Valentine's, perverted 26-year-old living with parents, hipster neo-Nazi appearance, dress to look younger, Charlottesville references.

Interview: Gordo has performed 1-2 times before, is an artist/drawer on benefits (social welfare), unemployed 1 year, last job was marketing/sales for construction.

Bits:
  • Single guy looks like perverted 46-year-old living with parents
  • Dresses like hipster neo-Nazi to look younger; hipsters out of date
Moments:
  • Jelena (band member) became very attracted to Gordo; wanted selfie
  • Tony compared Gordo to Monopoly Guy on human growth hormone