Kill Tony #326
Lineup
Set: German mailman/tutor discussing his grandfather bombing in WWII, not liking Jews and escape rooms, and observations about London taxis and Manchester smelling like poop.
Interview: Discussed being a mailman, tutor for 17-19 year olds, and previous appearance on Kill Tony Dublin. Talked about BASE jumping aspirations, Manchester cab design, and pepper-spraying dogs.
- Grandfather bombed in WWII England as comedian, now grandson bombs as stand-up
- Don't like escape rooms, prefer caps-lock rooms instead
- First comedian to appear on consecutive Kill Tony episodes (Dublin and Manchester)
Set: Texas native living in Stuttgart, Germany discussing single life for 15 years, maid appreciation day, and last sexual encounter in April.
Interview: Revealed he lives in Stuttgart Germany, moved there for BASE jumping, last had sex in April with a Czech woman, does IT consulting for software integration.
- Hotel maid drinking water with hard hat, made hotel maid appreciation day
- Been single 15 years but still gets around sexually
- Admitted his ex-girlfriend April was in the audience; panel made OxiClean pitch joke
Ben C
Set: Liverpool native with thick accent discussing bathroom anxiety in public urinals, tall male privilege, and vulnerability to attack due to short stature.
Interview: PhD student researching MMA/sports from Liverpool. Former MMA fighter who was part of a group training in 2006. Discussed his signature move (asking then punching), Liverpool vs Manchester rivalry, and security at the venue.
- Can't pee in public, waits in stall to avoid looking creepy
- Tall male privilege is the real issue, not other things
- Tony struggled to understand his thick Liverpool accent throughout the interview
- Revealed he's engaged to Amanda South who also performed tonight
Set: Ohio native living in Germany discussing his unfortunate porn name (Tyler Falcon), Austin Powers Randy joke, and growing up with the name Randall.
Interview: From Chillicothe Ohio, moved to Germany for BASE jumping, broke leg severely in October from parachute malfunction. Revealed he's had multiple BASE jumping accidents.
- Real name Randall but parents named him Randy before Austin Powers
- Porn name Tyler Falcon is just a budget gay porn movie
- Panel made jokes about him looking like young Hans Gruber/Die Hard character
- Briefly hinted at bisexual interest before backing away
Set: Short, energetic comedian discussing a dream where his penis skin fell off like a banana, asking neighbors for help, and getting rejected rides to hospital.
Interview: Works at a whiskey box factory since age 15. 28 years old, engaged to Amanda South. Discussed drinking habits, his size, and favorite races of people (dismissively).
- Skin fell off penis like banana peel requiring hospital
- Tangled in microphone cord during interview, struggled to move it correctly
- Engaged to Amanda South, first couple to appear on same episode
Set: Scottish woman discussing her boyfriend Mark's obsession with dolphins, discovering dolphins are kept in cages, and Mark dismissing her concerns while she tries to educate him.
Interview: Scottish finance worker engaged to Mark McMacintosh. Had a bet with Mark about whose set was better. Moving to Japan for honeymoon, works in finance.
- Mark won't acknowledge dolphins are sad in small cages
- Tony praised her set as potentially the best of the night despite first time
- Revealed she's engaged to Mark McMacintosh who performed earlier
Massey
Set: Liverpool native discussing England's homeless epidemic, comparing to Vietnam, making jokes about homeless people with dogs and bowling shoes.
Interview: Works in escape room company in Toronto and England. Interested in Rubik's cubes, recently broke up with girlfriend to pursue cubing. Has various Rubik's cube brands.
- Homeless people with dogs should eat the dogs to solve problems
- If homeless wore bowling shoes would give money
- Disclosed he dumped girlfriend to pursue Rubik's cube competitions seriously
Spoonsie
Set: Irish man discussing relationship with English woman, discovering another man already had his finger in her butt during sex, misunderstanding her 'I love you' confession.
Interview: Graphic designer from Northern Ireland. Nickname 'Spoonsie' came from spooning drunk girl at a house party that got trashed. First time doing stand-up.
- Discovered another man's finger in girlfriend's ass mid-intercourse
- Woman screams 'I love you' but meant 'I love your dick'
- Panel made 'one in the ass, two in the pussy' reference
Luis
Set: Mixed-race British man from Bradford raised in all-white household, discussing his white stepfather beating him, Jamaican father abandoning family, and inheriting white traits like poor rhythm.
Interview: 28-year-old from Bradford who used to draw floor plans for real estate. Works were outsourced to Czechoslovakia. Plays guitar, builds Lego, attends comedy shows.
- Father left while mother was pregnant for bigger fatter white woman
- Grew up so white he has no rhythm and likes fried chicken
- Tony mentioned getting sick affected his ability to be engaged
Guy Black
Set: Light-skinned black man discussing his name being literal (driver's license says Black Guy), mother telling him Will Smith was his father until age 7, and earning black points through life experiences.
Interview: Works at FedEx warehouse, previously did housing office removals. From Leeds. Uses cocoa butter for skin care. Likes redhead and blonde girls. Had childhood crush on roller skating redhead.
- Named after father's description, literally called 'Black Guy' on documents
- Mother told him Will Smith was father until age 7
- Getting blacker as he ages, waiting on cake to finish
- Told story about racist mining town where he was called n-word daily